Oog the wizard
@positivepostung.bsky.social
Old wizard doing enchanting and what not. "Craig Myers" is my enemy.
Human made climate change isn't real. A wizard somewhere in Alberta Canada screwed up a spell of weather-warming sometime in the 50's and we've been dealing with the consequences ever since
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Human made climate change isn't real. A wizard somewhere in Alberta Canada screwed up a spell of weather-warming sometime in the 50's and we've been dealing with the consequences ever since
To clarify, my "son" is a construct I've been building out of cursed flesh for the purpose of repeatedly humiliating @postivepostislie.bsky.social
My son isn't even born yet and I already hate him. Gonna name him "Balls" or some shit
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
To clarify, my "son" is a construct I've been building out of cursed flesh for the purpose of repeatedly humiliating @postivepostislie.bsky.social
My son isn't even born yet and I already hate him. Gonna name him "Balls" or some shit
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
My son isn't even born yet and I already hate him. Gonna name him "Balls" or some shit
I don't even know what to say to @postivepostislie.bsky.social anymore. He's just such a jerkwad idiot I've run out of good insults. At this point I've just been trying to cause him headaches and praying he stubs his toe or something.
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I don't even know what to say to @postivepostislie.bsky.social anymore. He's just such a jerkwad idiot I've run out of good insults. At this point I've just been trying to cause him headaches and praying he stubs his toe or something.
@postivepostislie.bsky.social I'm not even gonna turn you into a toad im just gonna kill you to be honest. Sorry. So sorry. You have to die or something
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@postivepostislie.bsky.social I'm not even gonna turn you into a toad im just gonna kill you to be honest. Sorry. So sorry. You have to die or something
People envy my mystic abilities
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
People envy my mystic abilities
I have opinions on shit you couldn't even comprehend
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I have opinions on shit you couldn't even comprehend
Instead of drunk driving i get my sick kicks by getting sloshed and improperly handling raw chicken
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Instead of drunk driving i get my sick kicks by getting sloshed and improperly handling raw chicken
Someone just called me a "Betta male chud selling Güner." What does this mean?
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Someone just called me a "Betta male chud selling Güner." What does this mean?
One of the perks of wizardry is access to gnome cuisine. Wonderful. Their servings are each the size of a peanut but the currency exchange rate allows me to get hundreds of entrées at a time. Their economy is awful because their main exports are thimbles and berries.
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
One of the perks of wizardry is access to gnome cuisine. Wonderful. Their servings are each the size of a peanut but the currency exchange rate allows me to get hundreds of entrées at a time. Their economy is awful because their main exports are thimbles and berries.
Steven King once wrote "life is a box is a marbles". I don't know what he meant by that
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Steven King once wrote "life is a box is a marbles". I don't know what he meant by that
Just found out "eye of newt" is actually referring to mustard seed. Oh god. None of those poor newts had to die... I'm sorry I'm so sorry. Fuck. No wonder none of my potions ever work. Fuck I'm sorry
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Just found out "eye of newt" is actually referring to mustard seed. Oh god. None of those poor newts had to die... I'm sorry I'm so sorry. Fuck. No wonder none of my potions ever work. Fuck I'm sorry
AGREE WITH THIS. We need more love and kindness in this cruel existence. Thanks grungler
So much hate in the world... So called "positive posters" hurling threats of transmorgification like schoolyard insults. When the spirits catch word of such trifling be sure of consequences. We cower behind screens, alone. Spend an age in the depths with us, i swear it you will learn true comradery.
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
AGREE WITH THIS. We need more love and kindness in this cruel existence. Thanks grungler
Ketchup on american style omelets are #tasty. The acidity and sweetness of the ketchup perfectly compliments the rich flavors of the egg and cheese. Omelet purists will say "ragebait" then continue horking down the goopiest, sloppiest, eggs known to man.
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ketchup on american style omelets are #tasty. The acidity and sweetness of the ketchup perfectly compliments the rich flavors of the egg and cheese. Omelet purists will say "ragebait" then continue horking down the goopiest, sloppiest, eggs known to man.
Croak croak asshole. Watch your back or you'll be eating flies for the rest of your life
Just had a dream about toads #concerned
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Croak croak asshole. Watch your back or you'll be eating flies for the rest of your life
DO NOT REPORT CRAIG MYERS FOR HARASSMENT OR BULLYING. I NEED TO TAKE. HIM. DOWN. BEFORE HE IS REMOVED FROM THIS SITE.
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 AM
DO NOT REPORT CRAIG MYERS FOR HARASSMENT OR BULLYING. I NEED TO TAKE. HIM. DOWN. BEFORE HE IS REMOVED FROM THIS SITE.
WHO IS CRAIG MYERS WHY IS HE REPLYING TO MY POSTS
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
WHO IS CRAIG MYERS WHY IS HE REPLYING TO MY POSTS
Just figured out the difference between the reply feature and the quote post. Please forgive me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Just figured out the difference between the reply feature and the quote post. Please forgive me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
You cant win against 100,000 of them. You are weak and feeble and frail like a sickly ponderosa pine. I will snap you in twain
Humming birds are weak and liberal leaning they won’t do shit to me creature. #selfdefense
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
You cant win against 100,000 of them. You are weak and feeble and frail like a sickly ponderosa pine. I will snap you in twain
Curse of 10,000 humming birds upon you. They will poke you with their needle-like beaks, it will hurt. "Craig Myers"
You genuinely disgust me. I hope you find god
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Curse of 10,000 humming birds upon you. They will poke you with their needle-like beaks, it will hurt. "Craig Myers"
Sad news. I've had to transform my former closest friend into a frog with my magic abilities... he betrayed me by stealing my mystic jewel. He was good to me so I have deposited him in the magic woods. He will prosper there
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Sad news. I've had to transform my former closest friend into a frog with my magic abilities... he betrayed me by stealing my mystic jewel. He was good to me so I have deposited him in the magic woods. He will prosper there
Welcome to positive posting where I'll be posting about positive things and events in the world
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Welcome to positive posting where I'll be posting about positive things and events in the world