Oog the wizard
@positivepostung.bsky.social
Old wizard doing enchanting and what not. "Craig Myers" is my enemy.
"Ooh look at me I'm Craig Myers I use the same gotcha every time Oog says something dark because he started his account to post positive stuff. Ooh I'm sure this one will really get him this time!"
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"Ooh look at me I'm Craig Myers I use the same gotcha every time Oog says something dark because he started his account to post positive stuff. Ooh I'm sure this one will really get him this time!"
Ok then DON'T! You've been explaining your life to me constantly since I got on this app. YOU'RE the internet freak
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Ok then DON'T! You've been explaining your life to me constantly since I got on this app. YOU'RE the internet freak
Oh shut the fuck up about being "concerned about your neighbors" I know you don't give a shit. You have less empathy than a lobotomized flatworm. Go get mad under a Jimmy Kimmel clip or something you fucking loser
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Oh shut the fuck up about being "concerned about your neighbors" I know you don't give a shit. You have less empathy than a lobotomized flatworm. Go get mad under a Jimmy Kimmel clip or something you fucking loser
Your steel is probably being used by literally everyone except for America tbh. I bet they're using it to build a railroad in China right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Your steel is probably being used by literally everyone except for America tbh. I bet they're using it to build a railroad in China right now.
Not even worth it, just hack them off at this point
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Not even worth it, just hack them off at this point
Ok, you still fucking lied about the 'war' part. And you lost your toes to frostbite in a tropical country? What were you doing, holding them inside a freezer? Fucking pathetic. Seek help
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ok, you still fucking lied about the 'war' part. And you lost your toes to frostbite in a tropical country? What were you doing, holding them inside a freezer? Fucking pathetic. Seek help
Also if you don't have any toes why the fuck do you wear steel toed boots? Fucking poser
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Also if you don't have any toes why the fuck do you wear steel toed boots? Fucking poser
You're fucking thirty years old. Quit lying you piece of shit
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
You're fucking thirty years old. Quit lying you piece of shit
Very wise grungler. I actually knew the wizard, when I asked him why he casted the spell he just said "cold." I assumed he was referring to his discomfort at the low temperature, but you've opened my eyes to the fact he was actually talking about his frigid, icy heart
February 2, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Very wise grungler. I actually knew the wizard, when I asked him why he casted the spell he just said "cold." I assumed he was referring to his discomfort at the low temperature, but you've opened my eyes to the fact he was actually talking about his frigid, icy heart
I've never seen someone actually simp for an entire region of the United States before. Wow. You never fail to surprise me with your desperation.
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I've never seen someone actually simp for an entire region of the United States before. Wow. You never fail to surprise me with your desperation.
You mine the steel that's used by hippies to create minimalist furniture.
Also, fuck you. You're an asshole.
Also, fuck you. You're an asshole.
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
You mine the steel that's used by hippies to create minimalist furniture.
Also, fuck you. You're an asshole.
Also, fuck you. You're an asshole.
The council of wizards came up with the "fossil fuel" hoax to cover our asses. They're fine with me saying this btw, since they know nobody will believe me
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The council of wizards came up with the "fossil fuel" hoax to cover our asses. They're fine with me saying this btw, since they know nobody will believe me
Maybe if you did you'd have something to add to society. Also, not saying you gave them cancer, but it's weird how you're the only one who survived.
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Maybe if you did you'd have something to add to society. Also, not saying you gave them cancer, but it's weird how you're the only one who survived.
No. Only you. Also what war did you even fight in? I bet it was some dumb bullshit like losing your toes to frostbite trying to 'defend Christmas from the liberals.'
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
No. Only you. Also what war did you even fight in? I bet it was some dumb bullshit like losing your toes to frostbite trying to 'defend Christmas from the liberals.'
If you couldn't protect your family, what makes you think you could protect a child?
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
If you couldn't protect your family, what makes you think you could protect a child?
If a woman could tolerate you long enough to procreate you'd definitely abuse your child and force them to work. They'd probably die in the mines at age 5.
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If a woman could tolerate you long enough to procreate you'd definitely abuse your child and force them to work. They'd probably die in the mines at age 5.
I hope your toes necrose and fall off in those boots
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I hope your toes necrose and fall off in those boots
I have no room for additional homunculi
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I have no room for additional homunculi
He he he my curses are working...
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
He he he my curses are working...