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What do you call an undertaker who always counts his bodies?
A mathemortician
A mathemortician
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What do you call an undertaker who always counts his bodies?
A mathemortician
A mathemortician
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Trump posted a photo claiming it shows a bald eagle in the United States killed by a windmill.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump posted a photo claiming it shows a bald eagle in the United States killed by a windmill.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
A boss is someone who is late when you are early, and early when you are late.
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A boss is someone who is late when you are early, and early when you are late.
On the news it was reported that 2 helicopters collided and crashed. They said the cause was they were flying too close together. Duh! Secretary Duffy in charge!
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On the news it was reported that 2 helicopters collided and crashed. They said the cause was they were flying too close together. Duh! Secretary Duffy in charge!
What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31?
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31?
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
I asked my 90-year old neighbor if she needed anything at the grocery store. She said yes, so I gave her my list. No sense both of us going out in the cold!
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I asked my 90-year old neighbor if she needed anything at the grocery store. She said yes, so I gave her my list. No sense both of us going out in the cold!
Mary and Joseph had a stable relationship, didn’t they?
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Mary and Joseph had a stable relationship, didn’t they?
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
If something bothers you, are you "fettered"?
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If something bothers you, are you "fettered"?
Do things ever happen "partly" of a sudden? Or is it always "all" of a sudden?
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Do things ever happen "partly" of a sudden? Or is it always "all" of a sudden?
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe…
It hurts like the Dickens!
It hurts like the Dickens!
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe…
It hurts like the Dickens!
It hurts like the Dickens!
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🔥🚨BREAKING: Rhys Sulivan created an Epstein file viewer that is significantly better than the systems the government released them on.
hosted for free at: epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
hosted for free at: epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🔥🚨BREAKING: Rhys Sulivan created an Epstein file viewer that is significantly better than the systems the government released them on.
hosted for free at: epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
hosted for free at: epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
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Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
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I decided to jog 15 minutes a day a while back. If I miss a day, I jog an extra 15 minutes the next day.
Tomorrow, I have to jog 3 months.
Tomorrow, I have to jog 3 months.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I decided to jog 15 minutes a day a while back. If I miss a day, I jog an extra 15 minutes the next day.
Tomorrow, I have to jog 3 months.
Tomorrow, I have to jog 3 months.
What’s Good King Wencelas’ favorite type of pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Deep pan, crisp and even.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What’s Good King Wencelas’ favorite type of pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus.
A lost Claus.
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus.
A lost Claus.
What did the retired sailor say?
Long time, no sea.
Long time, no sea.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What did the retired sailor say?
Long time, no sea.
Long time, no sea.
The just named the president of IKEA as the Leader of Sweden.
Right now he's putting together his Cabinet.
Right now he's putting together his Cabinet.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The just named the president of IKEA as the Leader of Sweden.
Right now he's putting together his Cabinet.
Right now he's putting together his Cabinet.
I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself.
But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself.
But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
Today, I bought an old used car that was made in Prague.
The Czech engine light keeps coming on.
The Czech engine light keeps coming on.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Today, I bought an old used car that was made in Prague.
The Czech engine light keeps coming on.
The Czech engine light keeps coming on.
I didn't get married till I was 42. I was looking for a woman with the same likes as me--drinking beer and chasing women.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I didn't get married till I was 42. I was looking for a woman with the same likes as me--drinking beer and chasing women.
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Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.
(Published July 2024)
(Published July 2024)
School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.
(Published July 2024)
(Published July 2024)