possum? i hardly know 'um!
@possumqueendom.bsky.social
it's only illegal if they catch you
hell yeah this rules
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
hell yeah this rules
narrative dissonance all the way down. you're telling me a lady who wears a tutu in full public can't at least appreciate the high camp of judith lieber??!?!
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
narrative dissonance all the way down. you're telling me a lady who wears a tutu in full public can't at least appreciate the high camp of judith lieber??!?!
they should talk more about the plastic surgery she underwent to make her look less like ron perlman. it would humanize her in the eyes of the american public.
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
they should talk more about the plastic surgery she underwent to make her look less like ron perlman. it would humanize her in the eyes of the american public.
Reposted by possum? i hardly know 'um!
Also generally speaking I consider all ai use to be scabbing which is Not For Us! We don't do that!
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Also generally speaking I consider all ai use to be scabbing which is Not For Us! We don't do that!
santa claus could simply never
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
santa claus could simply never
a hillbilly got me apocalyptically crossfaded off whiskey and ale-8 followed by gravity bong rips out of a five-gallon home depot bucket
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a hillbilly got me apocalyptically crossfaded off whiskey and ale-8 followed by gravity bong rips out of a five-gallon home depot bucket
that would be so good in a mai tai
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
that would be so good in a mai tai
where exactly did this reduction in open-air drug use happen, bc i live a few blocks away from north aurora and the reduction sure as shit didn't happen here. if anything, it got worse.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
where exactly did this reduction in open-air drug use happen, bc i live a few blocks away from north aurora and the reduction sure as shit didn't happen here. if anything, it got worse.
yeah there are somewhere between 500k and 1m native neo-aramaic speakers across 5-ish linguistic subgroups. the jewish mourner's kaddish is spoken in aramaic, too
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
yeah there are somewhere between 500k and 1m native neo-aramaic speakers across 5-ish linguistic subgroups. the jewish mourner's kaddish is spoken in aramaic, too
ancient aramaic. sounds cool, alphabet looks absolutely sick nasty. it was the lingua franca in the fertile crescent AND forms of aramaic are still spoken in the region.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ancient aramaic. sounds cool, alphabet looks absolutely sick nasty. it was the lingua franca in the fertile crescent AND forms of aramaic are still spoken in the region.
i assume this means he's now the weird burgermaster (i.e. the one on 100th and aurora)
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i assume this means he's now the weird burgermaster (i.e. the one on 100th and aurora)
Danger! High Voltage by Electric Six
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Danger! High Voltage by Electric Six
if you're on a "books about the tragic impact of systemic ineptitude and austerity on british sea power" kick, The Wager by David Grann would be a perfect follow-up if you haven't read it already
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
if you're on a "books about the tragic impact of systemic ineptitude and austerity on british sea power" kick, The Wager by David Grann would be a perfect follow-up if you haven't read it already
imagining a Department of Toddler Parents: The morning meetings are mostly footwear-related struggle sessions, the filing cabinets are full of sheets of paper with a single crayoned squiggle on each, and the coffee urn is the size of a nuclear cooling tower
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
imagining a Department of Toddler Parents: The morning meetings are mostly footwear-related struggle sessions, the filing cabinets are full of sheets of paper with a single crayoned squiggle on each, and the coffee urn is the size of a nuclear cooling tower
they could put matthew rhys in a freshly teased lady bunny wig and he'd still be the most inexplicably attractive man alive
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
they could put matthew rhys in a freshly teased lady bunny wig and he'd still be the most inexplicably attractive man alive
can't send a boy to do a man's job
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
can't send a boy to do a man's job
what we need is a widespread psa campaign about how to wash your goddamn gym clothes because a warm water cycle and regular detergent simply will not cut it. those stink particles are tenacious.
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
what we need is a widespread psa campaign about how to wash your goddamn gym clothes because a warm water cycle and regular detergent simply will not cut it. those stink particles are tenacious.
fifty bucks says the disembodied voice was actually a drowning person shouting "help"
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
fifty bucks says the disembodied voice was actually a drowning person shouting "help"
don't let him hear the intro, chat about being at the gym and worrying that you'll fart if you lift too big, then hit 'em with a "and speaking of blowing it out your ass, here's this guy." let him into the zoom, yes-and him for a couple minutes, and then bring the hammer down. please, i need this.
September 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
don't let him hear the intro, chat about being at the gym and worrying that you'll fart if you lift too big, then hit 'em with a "and speaking of blowing it out your ass, here's this guy." let him into the zoom, yes-and him for a couple minutes, and then bring the hammer down. please, i need this.
jd vance as a person is a plate of plain buttered noodles. the beard is just parsley.
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
jd vance as a person is a plate of plain buttered noodles. the beard is just parsley.