You’re not being slick. You don’t even have the gall to face an actual cashier. You’re standing in the self-checkout line.

This day should, of course, be about bisexuals and the struggles that bisexual people face, but let's be real. There's a bigger issue here, and I'm not afraid to talk about it: pansexuality.

A solid five ways to barely make it out of this authoritarian regime alive so you can live to see the next one.

NEW YORK, NY — Following their harrowing, fast-paced journalism that ended up being wrong regarding the gender of Charlie Kirk’s killer, The Wall Street Journal has doubled down on their heroic ant…

Fan theories say Noelle is trans. We say they're not going far enough with their interpretation of trans inclusion in DELTARUNE.

BLUESKY -- America's favorite short-form blogging website, Bluesky, has begun enforcing new policies that their PR team has stated will "prevent them from receiving any accusations of responsibility." The social media app, which champions its distinctions from competitors like Threads and Twitter/X, has sent its moderation team after minority groups who are not behaving in a way that is acceptable to their (straight, white, conservative) userbase.

As America faces its first school shooting of the day, heroic gigachads over on Twitter were quick to point out that the shooter, a person we know literally nothing about, is a trans woman hellbent…

“Get ready to put your liberal guilt aside again and whisk yourself back into the creatively bankrupt world of Harry Potter,” the company’s announcement post said.

Twenty-four hours ago, you and I were just shooting the shit in the group chat. I thought we were being honest with each other. Vulnerable.

METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART, MANHATTAN — Bringing with her one of the biggest outpours of excitement the Met Gala has seen since the guy from Invincible put on nails and lash extensions, it ha…

“It’s funny because he’s not a woman! He isn’t a woman! That’s the funny part!”

“It’s a sobering experience to family plan with your significant other,” he said to our reporter. “The pregnancy almost ruined us.”

An exhaustive list of all of the reasons the A in LGBTQIA+ should stand for “ally.”

“This election showed us a lot,” Zuckerberg said while climbing into his Tesla, “but mostly that we make a lot less money from stupid people if we try to fact check things.”

“For me, it’s all about separating the art from the artist,” one creator, MooDeng54, said of her chibi pride flag silhouette stickers of the character, sold at $4.99 a piece. &#82…

As is the rite of passage, a trans woman arrived at her apartment this evening, only to find a group of people standing in her living room, a collar in each hand.

In between moments of thinking “Holy shit, is this an actual debate?” and “Holy shit, this is supposed to be a debate,” there was a secret third thought in the minds of many…

You’re not being slick. You don’t even have the gall to face an actual cashier. You’re standing in the self-checkout line.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain what “third gender” is to some Hawaiian woman with the wrong definition.

Hey, Woke Watch Warriors, welcome back to another edition of everyone’s favorite article series: Woke Watch. Last night, I watched I Saw the TV Glow, and I’ll be honest team, I think Ho…