markithan 🦐
@posttranssexual.bsky.social
2100 year old posttranssexual wizard living in boston. shrimply the best
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some people cut their own hair I plan to perform my own autopsy
January 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
some people cut their own hair I plan to perform my own autopsy
despite it all, there’s still shrimp puns
January 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
despite it all, there’s still shrimp puns
life is an endless cycle of wetting the drys and drying the wets
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
life is an endless cycle of wetting the drys and drying the wets
the mbta commuter rail is for gay people in medium distance relationships
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the mbta commuter rail is for gay people in medium distance relationships
they should invent a grief that ends
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
they should invent a grief that ends
gotta start blueskymaxxing
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
gotta start blueskymaxxing
10 billionth headache of the year . drained like a lemon
December 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
10 billionth headache of the year . drained like a lemon
when you hyperfixation food starts feeling like mush in your mouth NOOOOOOO ITS SO OVER
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
when you hyperfixation food starts feeling like mush in your mouth NOOOOOOO ITS SO OVER
i <3 being a transsexual
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
i <3 being a transsexual
it’s like no one wants to be a freakish little guy anymore
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
it’s like no one wants to be a freakish little guy anymore
sometimes the wizard says “whoa! afflictions be upon ye!” and gives me a tummy ache to punish my hubris of drinking too fast
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
sometimes the wizard says “whoa! afflictions be upon ye!” and gives me a tummy ache to punish my hubris of drinking too fast
they should market energy drinks as potions and elixirs
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
they should market energy drinks as potions and elixirs
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Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
November 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
my cat likes to do this thing called knowing when i have things to do and deciding that’s the perfect time to lay on me and fall into the deepest sleep
November 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM
my cat likes to do this thing called knowing when i have things to do and deciding that’s the perfect time to lay on me and fall into the deepest sleep
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trans week of getting my shit sucked sloppy style and also falling in love
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
trans week of getting my shit sucked sloppy style and also falling in love
the funniest person you know is being scolded by their therapist for not taking anything serious
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 AM
the funniest person you know is being scolded by their therapist for not taking anything serious
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Trying to enter the future rn
November 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Trying to enter the future rn
i’m like if a prey animal were made to live a human life
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i’m like if a prey animal were made to live a human life
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(guy with a pathological need to be liked by every single person he encounters) it would be a good idea to post on social media
July 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM
(guy with a pathological need to be liked by every single person he encounters) it would be a good idea to post on social media
i need cool trans people to follow me
November 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
i need cool trans people to follow me
we need to make science fields more whimsical. tired of being the one with most whimsy in a lab
October 28, 2024 at 5:23 PM
we need to make science fields more whimsical. tired of being the one with most whimsy in a lab
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Reposted by markithan 🦐
how do i use this app
October 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM
how do i use this app