President 104 Archived
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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers
Headbutting the competition in the nuts is why they call them The Rams
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Headbutting the competition in the nuts is why they call them The Rams
Dr. John Hammond resurrecting America’s extinct system of checks and balances for a theme park on Isla Nublar
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Dr. John Hammond resurrecting America’s extinct system of checks and balances for a theme park on Isla Nublar
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
Another benefit of renewable energy is that America doesn’t have to invade and overthrow sovereign countries to get it
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Another benefit of renewable energy is that America doesn’t have to invade and overthrow sovereign countries to get it
DAVID ELLISON [watching C-SPAN take viewer calls on the US coup in Venezuela, during which some argued about whether Trump is the anti-Christ]: Still zero foreseeable issues with the excellent new editorial move by CBS Evening News
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
DAVID ELLISON [watching C-SPAN take viewer calls on the US coup in Venezuela, during which some argued about whether Trump is the anti-Christ]: Still zero foreseeable issues with the excellent new editorial move by CBS Evening News
Schrödinger’s fact: When a proposition is simultaneously both true and untrue until observed and parroted by a bunch of politicians and pundits
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Schrödinger’s fact: When a proposition is simultaneously both true and untrue until observed and parroted by a bunch of politicians and pundits
“Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” (2025)
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” (2025)
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
There are those who use password managers, and then there are those who reset their password each time logging in knowing full well that they will have to do so again the next time they log in
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There are those who use password managers, and then there are those who reset their password each time logging in knowing full well that they will have to do so again the next time they log in
Everyone’s rolling their eyes at troops being sent into Portland as if there isn’t a noodle monster terrorizing the city
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everyone’s rolling their eyes at troops being sent into Portland as if there isn’t a noodle monster terrorizing the city
Jon Stewart’s response to the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” but now applied for “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — turned out to be evergreen
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jon Stewart’s response to the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” but now applied for “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — turned out to be evergreen
The perfect peanut to chocolate ratio is: two whole peanuts (or four halves) to one m&m
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The perfect peanut to chocolate ratio is: two whole peanuts (or four halves) to one m&m
Maybe it’s good to consider other approaches for lowering the price of eggs before settling on “decreasing demand because consumers are dead from polio”
September 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Maybe it’s good to consider other approaches for lowering the price of eggs before settling on “decreasing demand because consumers are dead from polio”
GIULIANI: What if people ask what I was doing when I got into the car accident
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
GIULIANI: What if people ask what I was doing when I got into the car accident
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
Laughter is the best medicine, so RFK Jr. is banning it
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Laughter is the best medicine, so RFK Jr. is banning it
Whenever there’s a mass shooting, the victims’ medical & funeral expenses should be sent to the US senators opposing gun control — if those lawmakers won’t pass gun control bills due to getting funding from the NRA, then use that money to pay for all these resulting medical & funeral bills.
August 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Whenever there’s a mass shooting, the victims’ medical & funeral expenses should be sent to the US senators opposing gun control — if those lawmakers won’t pass gun control bills due to getting funding from the NRA, then use that money to pay for all these resulting medical & funeral bills.
Climate change deniers (looking at you, Koch brothers) should have to pay for AC for all homes in formerly Mediterranean climates that didn’t previously need AC
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Climate change deniers (looking at you, Koch brothers) should have to pay for AC for all homes in formerly Mediterranean climates that didn’t previously need AC