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Jack of All Trades Master of None
@poupame.bsky.social
dog lover, reader, pop culture lover, sapphic shipper of the highest order
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My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?
November 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
“What do you think science is? There's nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. Which part of that exactly do you disagree with?”
~Steven Novella
November 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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My energy level after work. I work a desk job.
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I say at least one of these every single meeting...
Email translations

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious

“As discussed”
Translation: I’m furious
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
November 16, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Who's idea was it to put NWSL playoffs at the same exact time as one of the biggest matches of the BWSL season?
2 screen life for me today
November 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I hate the idea of New Year's Resolutions. So I have decided to think of them like a side quest. So my first side quest for this year is to try to get 5,000 steps a day once I can start walking again.
December 30, 2023 at 2:29 AM
This!!! Yes
So, it's Christmas and I must confess... I don't like Christmas at all. It's supposed to make you feel all warm inside and such, but I can only feel... nothing. It feels like a groundhog day with copious amounts of food and people trying to be as toxically positive as they can. I'm a Grinch
December 27, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Sometimes I love being an adult. Cake for dinner is one of those times
December 16, 2023 at 2:29 AM