I think I will! Counting on rush hour and the sun to do some of the job.

We got freezing rain; I know which I'd rather have!

It's insane how we've normalized this.
A blender has a manual in 10 languages.
A new device? Hahahah good luck!

Also, freshwater vs. salt

Tie.

Sorry! Stream of consciousness. At least a quarter of my brain is thinking about eating food at any given time.

Stroganoff is basically fried regular mushrooms with sour cream, that you can eat on pasta or potato.

*when I say "pie", I mean as simple as draping store-bought puff pastry across the top and baking (in oven-proof dish) until it puffs

Mushroom Bourguignon? Mushroom Stroganoff?
Both are pie-able

Seconding this: discovered fresh shrooms "sweat" as part of cooking process so don't need much (any?) butter/oil, unless as flavouring.

Tom Kha Gai (Thai coconut chicken soup) is another use I like, usually oyster or straw mushrooms.

Teen version of a comb-over!

Around the time they get into guitars to attract girls

Oh! Assuming you're re-fueling an internal combustion engine vehicle, KwikTrip is head-and-shoulders above other options, e.g. their coffee bar is great value, huge variety of add-ins, and their app usually has free food giveaways