Pat O’Neil
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Pat O’Neil
@pqoneil.bsky.social
Yes, this is a dog.
No! No!!
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Getting back to their roots, I only ever watched CBS news for the bazongas and gravy.
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
(Tapping my chin for 45 straight minutes, frowning)

(Consulting an ancient looking textbook on my library wall)

(Typing) monitor I/O, will follow along.
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Shellshocked watching white folks pick blueberries for a living.

Ordering two rolls and some coleslaw at Highroller for a hundred bucks. Portland rocks so much.
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 AM
It takes a very careful calibration of lisinopril, metoprolol, caffeine, salt, and white coat syndrome to hit it right on the money.
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The sinkwich shop is closed.
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reserving judgment until I can review the all-22.
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
That a pitch or a gap wedge?
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It’s called the PLAYoffs, it should be fun! I think it will be interesting to see who wins.
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
ASU online, like starbucks employees.
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Molten lava cake for dessert ass news desk.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If your job is evil, you should quit your job.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
There’s always somebody willing to sell you another treatment.
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Guess what, the winner is you.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM