That dork ass definitely deserved the heisman trophy. Wow.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
That dork ass definitely deserved the heisman trophy. Wow.
These defenses were described like “A literal ship of literal 11th century Vikings” and “Guys who would be in jail if football were not legal.” The only thing I hoped for was that this game would end with a final score like 44-41, let’s go baby.
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 AM
These defenses were described like “A literal ship of literal 11th century Vikings” and “Guys who would be in jail if football were not legal.” The only thing I hoped for was that this game would end with a final score like 44-41, let’s go baby.
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baseball’s second-biggest problem is that fully 29 of its franchises don’t actually care to compete for the best players and would rather do price collusion. its biggest problem is how many baseball fans are herb-ass scab losers who think this makes the 30th franchise the bad guy
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
baseball’s second-biggest problem is that fully 29 of its franchises don’t actually care to compete for the best players and would rather do price collusion. its biggest problem is how many baseball fans are herb-ass scab losers who think this makes the 30th franchise the bad guy
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If you were still giving Sinema campaign donations in 2023-2024, you kind of deserve that she was spending it on sex vacations to terrible music festivals. That’s on you.
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
If you were still giving Sinema campaign donations in 2023-2024, you kind of deserve that she was spending it on sex vacations to terrible music festivals. That’s on you.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
Nobody will remember Philip Rivers’ day next week when Taylor Swift goes 19-22 for 280, two touches, no picks.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nobody will remember Philip Rivers’ day next week when Taylor Swift goes 19-22 for 280, two touches, no picks.
That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizoña.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizoña.
Well let’s get those taxes first and see what happens. Maybe Mark is the one being hysterical (medical term).
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well let’s get those taxes first and see what happens. Maybe Mark is the one being hysterical (medical term).
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It took an extra minute for my local shop to get it but they were stoked to hand it over. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It took an extra minute for my local shop to get it but they were stoked to hand it over. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
Nobody would be willing to say “Team of Destiny” for a team that costs this much money but, I mean, how else can you explain what just happened? We are sinners in the hands of an angry God.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Nobody would be willing to say “Team of Destiny” for a team that costs this much money but, I mean, how else can you explain what just happened? We are sinners in the hands of an angry God.
I thought “there are way too many recent Cleveland Guardians in this game” maybe 1 second before that tater. Sorry, everyone.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I thought “there are way too many recent Cleveland Guardians in this game” maybe 1 second before that tater. Sorry, everyone.
Canadians are so, so polite up until the moment they are EXTREMELY rude. Go Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Canadians are so, so polite up until the moment they are EXTREMELY rude. Go Blue Jays.
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[literally any play in any inning happens]
Well that’s the ball game right there.
Well that’s the ball game right there.
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
[literally any play in any inning happens]
Well that’s the ball game right there.
Well that’s the ball game right there.
(Exploring the various complicated crevices of the mind palace I have constructed about baseball and its cruel place in an unjust society)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
(Exploring the various complicated crevices of the mind palace I have constructed about baseball and its cruel place in an unjust society)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
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The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
We aren’t really a football watching house but the belly laugh my wife just had when I told her a guy named Ladd McConkey just scored a touchdown was priceless. It’s been a hard week, we needed that thank you Ladd.
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We aren’t really a football watching house but the belly laugh my wife just had when I told her a guy named Ladd McConkey just scored a touchdown was priceless. It’s been a hard week, we needed that thank you Ladd.
The Dodgers will win the World Series but nobody will ever remember the Yamamoto/Orioles game, Pat.
When the Dodgers win the World Series again, the rest of us will have tonight to remember.
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Dodgers will win the World Series but nobody will ever remember the Yamamoto/Orioles game, Pat.
Call me Donny Deals because I will be undercutting his market by seeking a much more reasonable 6 year deal.
October 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Call me Donny Deals because I will be undercutting his market by seeking a much more reasonable 6 year deal.