Pr13st
@pr13st.bsky.social
Here for gossip and enlightenment.
NO GODS, NO MASTERS, ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
NO GODS, NO MASTERS, ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
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People need to goto trumps military parade dressed in chicken costumes
June 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
People need to goto trumps military parade dressed in chicken costumes
I made my first million selling bottled farts at Kid Rock concerts
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I made my first million selling bottled farts at Kid Rock concerts
Hasbro has joined the fight against Mattel
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hasbro has joined the fight against Mattel
I DONT THINK ITS FAIR THAT ROOSTERS ARE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO START THE DAY SCREAMING
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I DONT THINK ITS FAIR THAT ROOSTERS ARE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO START THE DAY SCREAMING
Pope would do anything not to speak to Vance again
April 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pope would do anything not to speak to Vance again
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Bumper sticker spotted in Nashville, Tennessee:
April 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bumper sticker spotted in Nashville, Tennessee:
If you need nothing, I'm here for you
April 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If you need nothing, I'm here for you
When you're one of privilege, Equality feels like oppression
March 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When you're one of privilege, Equality feels like oppression
Anyone from middle Tennessee see multitude of green flying things flying west towards east.. I swear I'm dead sober
March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Anyone from middle Tennessee see multitude of green flying things flying west towards east.. I swear I'm dead sober
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Twitter keeps going down like Lauren Boebert behind a bowling alley.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Twitter keeps going down like Lauren Boebert behind a bowling alley.
That bird app is still on the fritz🤣🤣
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That bird app is still on the fritz🤣🤣
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I love that my "banana cleaner" makes me more pleasure with its automatic telescopic masturbator, but does it have to be so loud?
What's that you say? It's so quiet I can masturbate and sleep at the same time? SIGN. ME. UP.
What's that you say? It's so quiet I can masturbate and sleep at the same time? SIGN. ME. UP.
March 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I love that my "banana cleaner" makes me more pleasure with its automatic telescopic masturbator, but does it have to be so loud?
What's that you say? It's so quiet I can masturbate and sleep at the same time? SIGN. ME. UP.
What's that you say? It's so quiet I can masturbate and sleep at the same time? SIGN. ME. UP.
I'm too god damn magical for your bullshit
March 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm too god damn magical for your bullshit
Finally perfect weather
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Finally perfect weather
Don't worry, I got this.
I watched the safety video.
I watched the safety video.
February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Don't worry, I got this.
I watched the safety video.
I watched the safety video.
Ice agents are so sensitive they want to arrest people who criticized them🤣🤣🤣
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ice agents are so sensitive they want to arrest people who criticized them🤣🤣🤣
I got pegged at cracker barrel
February 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I got pegged at cracker barrel
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