Borrowed from Benstonium over on the other site

Doodles in toques

Apple News butchered your headline

I don’t know why all the superfans are complaining about Anthology 4. It sounds amazing, it’s some stuff you’ve never heard before, and it (should) make you smile.

If you’ve ever wondered how many glazed donuts a dog can eat in one sitting … it’s nine.

I don’t think The Athletic would have this breathless coverage for Biden or Obama and I don’t know why (looks up owner) Oh. Never mind.

My motto in college (note: it was barely put into action)

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