Paul Rinkes
@pr9000.bsky.social
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Man I wish Will were on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Man I wish Will were on here
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NEW: The rebuild is entering a new phase after the Jarry trade.
Ten thoughts on the Penguins season through (almost) 30 games.
Read it: patrickdamp.substack.com/p/ten-games-...
Ten thoughts on the Penguins season through (almost) 30 games.
Read it: patrickdamp.substack.com/p/ten-games-...
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
NEW: The rebuild is entering a new phase after the Jarry trade.
Ten thoughts on the Penguins season through (almost) 30 games.
Read it: patrickdamp.substack.com/p/ten-games-...
Ten thoughts on the Penguins season through (almost) 30 games.
Read it: patrickdamp.substack.com/p/ten-games-...
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You could be listening to Buck Owens right now. Did you know that that's a thing you can just choose to do any time you want? I keep forgetting that you can just do that, and spending weeks or even months *not* listening to Buck Owens for no good reason.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You could be listening to Buck Owens right now. Did you know that that's a thing you can just choose to do any time you want? I keep forgetting that you can just do that, and spending weeks or even months *not* listening to Buck Owens for no good reason.
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If you don’t have a corkscrew handy, just give the bottle a quick shot to the neck
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you don’t have a corkscrew handy, just give the bottle a quick shot to the neck
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New and free(!) at the Too Deep Zone:
"The Steelers like to frame themselves as old-school throwbacks. They’re really just the Cowboys in an ironic bowling shirt."
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-infini...
"The Steelers like to frame themselves as old-school throwbacks. They’re really just the Cowboys in an ironic bowling shirt."
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-infini...
The Infinite Tomlin
Will the Steelers enjoy another triumphant one-and-done playoff appearance? Or will they suffer another humiliating one-and-done playoff appearance? Down the Stretch investigates.
miketanier.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
New and free(!) at the Too Deep Zone:
"The Steelers like to frame themselves as old-school throwbacks. They’re really just the Cowboys in an ironic bowling shirt."
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-infini...
"The Steelers like to frame themselves as old-school throwbacks. They’re really just the Cowboys in an ironic bowling shirt."
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-infini...
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
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This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
Wazowski is a MONSTER out there tonight (ducks)
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wazowski is a MONSTER out there tonight (ducks)
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Listen. In 2026, Joe Flacco just should be the official NFL all-time QB. If your QB suffers a season-ending injury, you should be able to sign Flacco for up to four games and pay him the pro-rated franchise tag. Just make this easier for everyone involved.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Listen. In 2026, Joe Flacco just should be the official NFL all-time QB. If your QB suffers a season-ending injury, you should be able to sign Flacco for up to four games and pay him the pro-rated franchise tag. Just make this easier for everyone involved.
This motherfucker wasn't at gate D9 fighting 300 people to get on a shitty Delta jet that's 30 years old to fly to Panama City today because if he was and he said this, about 70 guys in camo Alabama hats would have gotten their exercise on his ribcage
sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This motherfucker wasn't at gate D9 fighting 300 people to get on a shitty Delta jet that's 30 years old to fly to Panama City today because if he was and he said this, about 70 guys in camo Alabama hats would have gotten their exercise on his ribcage
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"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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Dude Joey Porter fucking sucks
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dude Joey Porter fucking sucks
People willingly listen to Gus Johnson? Good lord he's bad
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
People willingly listen to Gus Johnson? Good lord he's bad
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Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
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i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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Borrowed from Benstonium over on the other site
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Borrowed from Benstonium over on the other site
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poking Michigan with the pokin' stick
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
poking Michigan with the pokin' stick
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Breaking News: Lane Kiffin is driving to his next school in a white Ford Bronco. Follow along live from our helicopter as we attempt to project his destination from his current trajectory (doing donuts in the parking lot of Vaught–Hemingway Stadium)
Fully expecting the Kiffin announcement to be treated like the Aaron Judge HR record cut-ins
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Breaking News: Lane Kiffin is driving to his next school in a white Ford Bronco. Follow along live from our helicopter as we attempt to project his destination from his current trajectory (doing donuts in the parking lot of Vaught–Hemingway Stadium)
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Oh my they won a game in overtime lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh my they won a game in overtime lol