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Gabe
@pragmatwist.bsky.social
Collector of hobbies. Engineer of software. Parent.
He meant “implicated.” He mixes up words sometimes.
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Shall we buckle up for a “million in March?” The alliteration means we have to do it
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Just generally good advice for all walks of life
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Thanks. I hate it.
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Needs to be a ballcap too
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
When I decided to stop using gendered insults, it really made me up my game and really focus on what makes a person suck.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Just think. Joe Rogan could have had Fear Factor the bank where the ATMs dispense tarantulas and cash
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
That seems likely.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Is this gonna be like “if you go a month without showering, I’ll add a hundred bucks to your savings account?”
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This is the best encapsulation of my view that I’ve seen in a while. Take meeting notes so everyone can focus on participation? Great. I mean, maybe stop hallucinating that we suggested sodomizing as a marketing technique but it’s in the right ballpark of useful function.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I love this. It’s like watching a whistle voltron form from all these people I followed on Bluesky for entirely unrelated reasons.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
“Toss a coin to your whistler” was right there!
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
To be clear this isn’t throwing shade at Philly. I used to live in a town that had multiple riots at its annual arts (like arts and crafts) festival
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM