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we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning
i hate when some shit is unbeknownst to me
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i hate when some shit is unbeknownst to me
Do Androids Dream of Poop and Pee
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Do Androids Dream of Poop and Pee
getting stunlocked on some beers+liquors
March 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
getting stunlocked on some beers+liquors
flipping two guinea pigs around in my hands like Revolver Ocelot
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
flipping two guinea pigs around in my hands like Revolver Ocelot
getting slimed out lowkey. whatever that means
February 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
getting slimed out lowkey. whatever that means
horsey sauce? you mean glue?
February 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
horsey sauce? you mean glue?
on the way to work today i saw an Audi with “Norbit” written in the dirt on the back of it. unsure of what this portends
February 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
on the way to work today i saw an Audi with “Norbit” written in the dirt on the back of it. unsure of what this portends
The Bomboclaat Homeboy
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The Bomboclaat Homeboy
going to the mathroom to subtract turds from my ass
January 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
going to the mathroom to subtract turds from my ass
taking my guinea pigs to get cornrows
December 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
taking my guinea pigs to get cornrows
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kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too
Zane lowe: yeah
Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement
Zane: right. like Wallace
kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
Zane lowe: yeah
Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement
Zane: right. like Wallace
kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
December 27, 2024 at 8:38 AM
kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too
Zane lowe: yeah
Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement
Zane: right. like Wallace
kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
Zane lowe: yeah
Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement
Zane: right. like Wallace
kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
did Mudvayne name themselves after the part of the shrimp that you have to cut out with a paring knife
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
did Mudvayne name themselves after the part of the shrimp that you have to cut out with a paring knife
i was trying to do the worm then i did the worm, and heaven knows i’m miserable now
December 8, 2024 at 3:56 AM
i was trying to do the worm then i did the worm, and heaven knows i’m miserable now
me, getting into bed: oo can’t wait to get warm and cozy with my lovely wife
my wife, at full volume, directly into my ear: Poop Salad
my wife, at full volume, directly into my ear: Poop Salad
December 7, 2024 at 7:41 AM
me, getting into bed: oo can’t wait to get warm and cozy with my lovely wife
my wife, at full volume, directly into my ear: Poop Salad
my wife, at full volume, directly into my ear: Poop Salad
microdosing cornbread
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 PM
microdosing cornbread
getting a custom bumper sticker printed that says I ❤️ GOING TO THE BATHROOM
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
getting a custom bumper sticker printed that says I ❤️ GOING TO THE BATHROOM
[michael jackson voice] im sucking off a man’s little weiner/im asking him if he’ll turn gayyy
December 1, 2024 at 10:15 PM
[michael jackson voice] im sucking off a man’s little weiner/im asking him if he’ll turn gayyy
treats got me standin on my hind legs!!
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
treats got me standin on my hind legs!!
she french on my onion then i dip
November 30, 2024 at 12:38 AM
she french on my onion then i dip
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This is a little something i like to call, quiet strength. (Bes strong quietly)
May 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
This is a little something i like to call, quiet strength. (Bes strong quietly)
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ME: (in bed. smirking, texting My Boss) Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Change my mind.
MY BOSS: (in bed. grinning, texting me back) Pineapple on pizza ass. Normie ass 🥲
MY BOSS’S WIFE: (frowning. putting her bra back on. texting My Wife) Are they doing it again
MY WIFE: (sliding off me.) Yeah
MY BOSS: (in bed. grinning, texting me back) Pineapple on pizza ass. Normie ass 🥲
MY BOSS’S WIFE: (frowning. putting her bra back on. texting My Wife) Are they doing it again
MY WIFE: (sliding off me.) Yeah
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
ME: (in bed. smirking, texting My Boss) Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Change my mind.
MY BOSS: (in bed. grinning, texting me back) Pineapple on pizza ass. Normie ass 🥲
MY BOSS’S WIFE: (frowning. putting her bra back on. texting My Wife) Are they doing it again
MY WIFE: (sliding off me.) Yeah
MY BOSS: (in bed. grinning, texting me back) Pineapple on pizza ass. Normie ass 🥲
MY BOSS’S WIFE: (frowning. putting her bra back on. texting My Wife) Are they doing it again
MY WIFE: (sliding off me.) Yeah
im going to the poop store. and ive got coupons.
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
im going to the poop store. and ive got coupons.
learning about the burts and the bees
November 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
learning about the burts and the bees
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asking my wife to repeat the point about horror podcasts she just made because i saw zero suit samus walk into the bar
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM
asking my wife to repeat the point about horror podcasts she just made because i saw zero suit samus walk into the bar