eggnog matte
@preflop.bsky.social
Anything, Anywhere, Anytime, Professionally.
thank you for trying king
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
thank you for trying king
what a screenshot lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
what a screenshot lol
it's no paris in spring but sacramento in october is a close second
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it's no paris in spring but sacramento in october is a close second
80s teen movie villain buying the ski lodge to turn it into a parking lot
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
80s teen movie villain buying the ski lodge to turn it into a parking lot
I don’t think Steven Spielberg sets movie theater prices
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don’t think Steven Spielberg sets movie theater prices
Biscuit getting grey ears. 13th reason inc.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Biscuit getting grey ears. 13th reason inc.
Dude what is going on in Pokémon this is literally just a person doing animal cruelty at this point
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dude what is going on in Pokémon this is literally just a person doing animal cruelty at this point
"you got the files?"
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"you got the files?"
i was generously assuming this account was a bot
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i was generously assuming this account was a bot
overlords only provide vision, have to evolve to overseers for detection stupid
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
overlords only provide vision, have to evolve to overseers for detection stupid
what purpose is doordash at all
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what purpose is doordash at all
thanks this is useless!
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
thanks this is useless!
12/2: $32.11 - interestingly bowl down, chips up
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
12/2: $32.11 - interestingly bowl down, chips up
A rich tableau here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A rich tableau here.
folks the lib bowl is upon us
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
folks the lib bowl is upon us
average zoomer male activity
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
average zoomer male activity
loled at my graveyard of google applications
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
loled at my graveyard of google applications
in fact, neither of them are
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
in fact, neither of them are
I would spend up to five gallons of water to prevent someone from getting breast cancer.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I would spend up to five gallons of water to prevent someone from getting breast cancer.
Time to ruin the unc long weekend with some jungle teemo from the bath
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Time to ruin the unc long weekend with some jungle teemo from the bath
not just that getting your little treat delivered costs twice as much + room temp, but that was the pain point for the dumbest people. its anything that accepts delivery is backed up to hell, the kitchen/prod line is fucked, and the actual delivery fucks up parking and bikes and walking constantly
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
not just that getting your little treat delivered costs twice as much + room temp, but that was the pain point for the dumbest people. its anything that accepts delivery is backed up to hell, the kitchen/prod line is fucked, and the actual delivery fucks up parking and bikes and walking constantly
a brisk nine minutes of bear dps for the self sustain lets go
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
a brisk nine minutes of bear dps for the self sustain lets go