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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 3h

soupie completely up for grabs

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 5h

tree paine is currently summoning demons to deploy

pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 5h

my most controversial take: i quite like joe buck

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h

lmfao

pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h

on further review its actually a perfect summation of republican public policy. completely fictional, and directly negates any *real* policy goal from every angle except the one that matters most, which is slurping trump dick

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h

abbott's Senpai Notice Me thing about trump is genuinely pathetic and not even accounting for the historic Republic Of Texas modifier. just a full transition to uwu more boot please under abbott's reign.

pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h

set the line at $1 and i'm slamming the under on 'total new york expat tariff collected.'

Mom for Gliberty 🍂 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 9h

Would a 100% tariff on a person be another person? Like, NY would have to take a Texan or something.

Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t worry America. A strong midterm result will definitely fix you.

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h

was talking with our fedex pilot neighbor and he was like, the amount of things you expressly have to do wrong to get there is basically unfathomable lol. also had a good lol about the tenerife seatback thing on united flights.

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h

Insane that Riot made a whole game to advertise their music department etc youtu.be/UOxkGD8qRB4?...

K/DA - POP/STARS (ft. Madison Beer, (G)I-DLE, Jaira Burns) | Music Video - League of Legends

YouTube video by League of Legends

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h

It’s funny just how direct the line is between K-pop Demon Hunters and K/DA.

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 13h

the ai generated black guy voice on this anti-harassment training for real might actually hit the trigger lol

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 15h

Close enough

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 1d

139 to go!

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 1d

do an ironman and make this guy mad

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 1d

not sure why he's pandering to me quite so specifically, i can't vote for him

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 1d

oh i'm extremely inclusive here, there's a lot going on lol

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 1d

that extremely parses as 'i have plausible deniability about it' lol

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 2d

bandwagon ohtani fan:

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 2d

depends on if you're trying to get a white house invite after or not

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

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pumpkin spice matte @preflop.bsky.social · 2d

good dog

UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 2d

A Ukrainian ground drone ran into an unexpected obstacle — a hedgehog.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 3d

Damon Wayans as a Verbose Wordplay Prisoner in In Living Color

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Robert Smith @bondhack.ft.com · 2d

If you're after a wild weekend read, check out our deep dive into the flashy Utah leasing firm that somehow racked up $2bn of exposure to the First Brands debt debacle

Featuring prominent Mormon sports stars, a private jet, cheerleaders and an epic corporate rap video

www.ft.com/content/f0ae...

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Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social · 3d

I know what you’re all thinking, but there’s a very good explanation for this. They made it a Gatsby party so Trump would have cover in case he starts staring at a distant light

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 3d

Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)

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