eggnog matte
banner
preflop.bsky.social
eggnog matte
@preflop.bsky.social
Anything, Anywhere, Anytime, Professionally.
babe wake up that new factor aero bike dropped
I have wandered apon greatness and you too must witness
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
rule of cool should have allowed for an additional untimed down from the original los
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
on this note, dj moore picking up ...four(?) 10k donations to the NFL Foundation in 30 seconds last night was pretty good
The mics in Bucs Panthers have picked up a hilarious amount of swearing and I gotta say it really adds to the rivalry feel
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it would be a disservice to call the hn link headline misleading; it is farming various anti-ai maxis for clicks (including you). it links to this support article. you would personally notice if explorer was broken.

support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/...
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
after they get rinsed in the midterms theres going to be a line to dunk on jd in the R primary and it's gonna start while trump is alive and its going to be extremely funny
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
if i was trying to draw the conversation away from pedophiles,
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point USA event:
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
matt yglesias should run for office and prove everyone wrong. EHN's spot is up.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#1 heuristic that this is probably not real is that big boys of the Trump taxonomy aren’t wearing multiple open button white linen shirts
It's underway. Either a hero left this unredacted, or their incompetence has failed him
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
in the old 1v1 match rules i think i could get a couple autos on faker but the real angle would probably be play blitzcrank and pray for rain
There is a very funny version of this that happens with pro-athletes where they think they're hot shit at videogames, challenge a pro-player to a 1v1 and proceed to never kill them a single time
Worth stressing that Marshawn Lynch plays football, not basketball. He is just one of the world's premier athletes and therefore Better At Everything Than You Are as a matter of sheer gravity.
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it *probably* won't matter but like 10% probabilty bears gonna wish they had the 2 minute stoppage back
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
dude this is me fr
ASN: AS13036
Location: Ostrava, CZ
Added: 2025-12-12T00:06

#shodansafari #infosec
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
dallas and nyc are not THAT dissimilar and this drives both insane
I grew up in Dallas and know more people who work in banking than energy.
i uh. do not think this is how the swing Hispanic voter thinks
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
let me into oversight dems
We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
episode 3 loled at "that was all of that fabric in the world"

episode 4 what if we hunted matty healy for sport
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want cybersyn but it can only work off of point samples not on aggregated data, and I vote.
I don’t understand the “oh, you have a LINE on a GRAPH, you think that MEANS anything?!” people who also self-id as some kind of socialist/communist. how exactly are you going to run the command economy, dude? macroeconomic policy made on vibes?
I don't think this a particularly accurate description.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by eggnog matte
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i dont think it's particularly unfair to say that everyone on every page of the epstein stuff should blow their shit smooth off
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
thats right, by dumping them into chatgpt,
The search function for the last round of JFK papers was nonexistent. People are going to have to dig the old-fashioned way.
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what happens if your fav is in them
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the make-a-wish presidency continues
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
pitchfork doing ragebaiting for clicks? recession indicators everywhere for those with eyes to see them
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
'recession for cheaper houses' was a common concept on tiktok in the runup to 24
I personally heard from younger Trump supporters in the lead up to the 24 election say shit like "It can't possibly get any worse." Or, as a good friend of mine said, "Maybe we need a recession."

Which is to say; yeah, the young folks don't understand mass hardship in the slightest.
In a loose folksy way I’ve started to believe that shit falls apart approximately every 80 years because the generation that knew True Horror dies off and the young folks left don’t comprehend the stakes.
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Avatar review:
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Avatar trailers got some hitters for next summer
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Can’t belieb 9:40 is empty
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM