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Premee Mohamed
@premeemohamed.com
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Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
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We're hacking the terminal to get access to make another poster
NOTICE: ensigns don't count (the ooze ones count as ooze tho). thank you! the siense department.
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Sweetie stop snorgling my books

"Meep?"

St... what are you doing, why are you head-bonking and scent-marking my books

"Meep MEEP!"

I'm not putting you in the story
a fluffy black kitten photographed with her head down, nuzzling a stack of books on a faux-wood desk. it is unclear why she feels so affectionate towards these books.
January 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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I am going to bed
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Meanwhile, during the search, her brother Fiasco Giancarlo 'Dedly Fang' Tonfamecasca:
a sleeping grey tabby curled up in a blanket-lined box, his toes near his head. one fang is showing.
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Continuing adventures of "Where is the black kitten": heard jingling, went looking for her, ??? no kitten ??? checked the bedroom, not in there, checked upstairs and downstairs

Went back and checked the bedroom again
a dark bedroom, containing a bed with a floral print duvet cover partially covered in a grey and white faux-fur blanket. a few pieces of art are vaguely visible on the walls. the same bedroom with the exposure on the phone turned way up: THERE IS A LITTLE CREATURE on the bed, up near the pillows, having apparently dragged her worm toy up there (?!) to murder it in peace.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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RIP me, died from tripping over this obvious trip hazard who scooted under my feet and laid down one (1) second before my foot descended (also dropped my fresh cup of boiling hot tea, luckily not onto her)

She also had not moved at all from her spot when I limped back to wipe up the tea
a very very fluffy and adorable yet murderous black kitten, lying on the floor, looking up
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Cats are so weird. What even is this thing? A pile of fluff with some random limbs and ears attached?
a haphazardly posed fluffy grey tabby lying on a faux fur blanket next to his sleeping sibling, a fluffy back kitten with her back turned to the viewer
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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More help!
a helpful poster, again from the siense department, showing a flying chicken (cooked) and a note explaining that it is only going 86% of light speed (perfectly safe)
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Helping?
a helpful poster featuring a glyptodont (from wikimedia commons) and a note suggesting EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, YOU ARE IN STARFLEET NOW, plus a nice little thank you from the siense department
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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A small beast
a mildly deranged-looking (she was just pouncing on her brother, who is now hiding) fluffy black kitten with her tail staticked to the wall. she is sitting on the top of an orange loveseat, against a blue wall with a few colourful movie posters on it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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What was their mysterious connection (wrong answers only)
headline from popular mechanics: amateur archaeologists found 1,100 year-old remains of three warriors with a mysterious connection. image certainly looks like three vaguely human-shaped apertures in stone, filled at the moment with water and slightly overgrown with moss.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Unfortunately I spoke too soon

The kitten licked Fiasco and he says a) he will perish and b) he will sue
a fluffy grey tabby lying on his side, possibly faking unconsciousness, next to a black kitten, facing away from the viewer. they are on a faux fur blanket on a bed.
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Not feeling great, waiting for ye olde painkillers + muscle relaxants to kick in. Also for some reason have two highly cooperative hot water bottles on the bed??
a large fluffy grey tabby facing away from the viewer, and a fluffy black kitten mostly facing away but with her head turned to face the viewer. they are lying on a grey faux fur banket. not visible: my legs.
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Timeline cleanse: throwback to the summer of '24 when Fiasco met my frond @katelechler.bsky.social and was immediately like "TIME 4 GROOM NEW FRIEND DIS IS PROSOCIAL BEHAVUR"
a fluffy grey tabby on the top level of a beige carpeted cat tree, licking the head of a person standing next to him with short blonde hair (it does sort of look like a bite but it was not, i swear) a fluffy grey tabby on the top level of a beige carpeted cat tree, licking the head of a person standing next to him with short blonde hair (lick lick, proper this time)
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Non-cursed art :)
a poster suggesting everybody loves a quantum (except the head of security for some reason) in orange and white font on a black background
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Hmmm
But in this case, he could not think of a single thing he had done to violate Section 21, and he said so. His materials and curricula were always vetted by the university before being finalized and released to the students; his lectures were recorded and could be audited by company security at any time; the audio feed from his meetings right here in the office could be accessed remotely with a single click; he was teaching the same subjects, using the same readings, as last year, and he hadn't been arrested last year; so what, if they didn't mind him asking, was the fucking problem, exactly? The man with the pacifier did not seem too bothered by the language. "Dunno," he said. "Just says here Corruption of the youth." "What am I, fucking Socrates?" Roth demanded. "I'm, what? Inciting them to give up the worship of proper gods? Let alone that this would imply that the youth are even listening to me, which—have you met any of these little bastards? Jesus. Corruption? How is that even a chargeable offence?!" They waited until Roth's tirade ran down and he began to sob from a combination of (he later decided) nerves, cowardice, and sheer disbelief, and then the woman came in and snapped the shackles on him and then they left, shutting but not locking the door of his office behind them.
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Still shitposting fake covers for my upcoming book sorry

Can't stop won't stop I am v. easily entertained
the fake cover of a real novel entitled WICKHILLS by premee mohamed. blurb is "simply incomprehensible -- nyt bestselling author bigname mcgee". a snowy cityscape next to a river has various people (unseen) screaming "nononononono" "can you just stop for one -- " and "he shot me! he shot me right in the arm!"
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Local menace!!!
a fluffy black kitten looking to the right, against a bedroom ceiling. this is because she is sitting on my chest (not pictured)
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Help! I am still in bed and the kitten is EATING ME
a fluffy black kitten in silhouette against an open door. not pictured: extremely cute half-asleep kitten nibbles
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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THERE I refoobled the eligibility graphic (should re-do the post later) because I kept being like "Well a novella plus three novelettes isn't really a collection" IT IS TOO A COLLECTION ffs it's just a LEETLE collection so I'm putting it on there

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eligibility post from premee mohamed - all titles and publishers and categories available in blog post
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Bro I literally bought it in 2017

I have proof
me, a brown woman with black hair and glasses, mostly wrapped in a grey faux-fur blankie. i am literally in my old condo. YEARS AGO.
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Hmmmm maybe they should just... leave the ancient underwater world alone for a minute

Could be full of unspeakable monstres and awful cyclopean beings
headline from popular mechanics: scientists are racing to unearth the secrets of an ancient underwater world
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Forgot:
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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No no no no wehhhhhh no
a fluffy grey tabby with resting nooooo face
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Also from last night: the kitten got up to get a snack so Fiasco came in for a cuddle

But then the kitten came BACK and just climbed aboard where she had been sitting

His FACE
a horrified looking fluffy grey tabby lying on a tortilla print blanket. he is facing a fluffy black kitten. not visible in a still photo: his anxiously lashing tail
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM