Premee Mohamed
@premeemohamed.com
Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
I tried to call them last week but just got a bunch of weird clicking and chittering noises
I think the comms system must need some work
I think the comms system must need some work
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I tried to call them last week but just got a bunch of weird clicking and chittering noises
I think the comms system must need some work
I think the comms system must need some work
Have we consulted the Biology department on how to deal with the rat numbers
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Have we consulted the Biology department on how to deal with the rat numbers
This conversation isn't going to the parole board though right
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This conversation isn't going to the parole board though right
But like... a few rats. So we can say "Oho, look at them go" when we sink?
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
But like... a few rats. So we can say "Oho, look at them go" when we sink?
*writing notes*
And the rats are supposed to have what colour eyes?
And the rats are supposed to have what colour eyes?
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
*writing notes*
And the rats are supposed to have what colour eyes?
And the rats are supposed to have what colour eyes?
*extremely long pause*
So... zero fungus men?? Are you SURE
So... zero fungus men?? Are you SURE
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
*extremely long pause*
So... zero fungus men?? Are you SURE
So... zero fungus men?? Are you SURE
What
What about the fungus men, we've got about six of those
What about the fungus men, we've got about six of those
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
What
What about the fungus men, we've got about six of those
What about the fungus men, we've got about six of those
But all the rats aboardship have glowing blue eyes
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
But all the rats aboardship have glowing blue eyes
Aren't rats supposed to have glowing blue eyes
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Aren't rats supposed to have glowing blue eyes
*world's most innocent face* Me?!!?
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
*world's most innocent face* Me?!!?
*le smooch for junie*
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
*le smooch for junie*
OKAY BUT
I WOULD WATCH THIS
I WOULD WATCH THIS
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
OKAY BUT
I WOULD WATCH THIS
I WOULD WATCH THIS
No more Cooper, Farrier, Roper
Gotta be like, Grifter, Influencer, Reactor
"Yes this is our oldest, Cody Proteinmaxxer"
Gotta be like, Grifter, Influencer, Reactor
"Yes this is our oldest, Cody Proteinmaxxer"
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
No more Cooper, Farrier, Roper
Gotta be like, Grifter, Influencer, Reactor
"Yes this is our oldest, Cody Proteinmaxxer"
Gotta be like, Grifter, Influencer, Reactor
"Yes this is our oldest, Cody Proteinmaxxer"
No more Vincent Price only turn turn KICK turn one two KICK turn and when do we do the chin pop again
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
No more Vincent Price only turn turn KICK turn one two KICK turn and when do we do the chin pop again
How many BOYS how many GIRLS
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
How many BOYS how many GIRLS
Listen, I'm not NOT watching 'Chorus Line' if it's ON
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Listen, I'm not NOT watching 'Chorus Line' if it's ON
She's definitely a go-getter!
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
She's definitely a go-getter!
My favourite today was the one very excited about my book (correct title!) being chosen for Reesesbookclub (all one word, used several times in the body of the message)
The email was signed from 'Sylvia Organizer'
Now I grant you, that could be a real name, but --
The email was signed from 'Sylvia Organizer'
Now I grant you, that could be a real name, but --
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
My favourite today was the one very excited about my book (correct title!) being chosen for Reesesbookclub (all one word, used several times in the body of the message)
The email was signed from 'Sylvia Organizer'
Now I grant you, that could be a real name, but --
The email was signed from 'Sylvia Organizer'
Now I grant you, that could be a real name, but --
Oh that's Ensign Passata
Don't eat him just because he's ooze
Don't eat him just because he's ooze
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Oh that's Ensign Passata
Don't eat him just because he's ooze
Don't eat him just because he's ooze
That's the nice thing about being in the siense department really
The APPRECIATION for our work
The APPRECIATION for our work
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
That's the nice thing about being in the siense department really
The APPRECIATION for our work
The APPRECIATION for our work
Man, fuck formatting
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Man, fuck formatting
Revisions going well I see
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Revisions going well I see
No it'll be fine, I sent them my new taxonomy paper that shows that ensigns are a renewable resource and on a different branch of the tree of life from crew :)
It's been two weeks, they're probably so awed they haven't thought of a reply
It's been two weeks, they're probably so awed they haven't thought of a reply
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
No it'll be fine, I sent them my new taxonomy paper that shows that ensigns are a renewable resource and on a different branch of the tree of life from crew :)
It's been two weeks, they're probably so awed they haven't thought of a reply
It's been two weeks, they're probably so awed they haven't thought of a reply