President Arm and Hammer
@presarmnhammer.bsky.social
As my first executive action I order you all to dance!
On the first day of the year a cybertruck self immolates at Trump Tower #happy2025
January 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
On the first day of the year a cybertruck self immolates at Trump Tower #happy2025
There goes the DNC's top candidate for 2028 😢
December 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
There goes the DNC's top candidate for 2028 😢
Welders are just dudes who refuse to admit that their real passion is cake decorating
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Welders are just dudes who refuse to admit that their real passion is cake decorating
I need someone to explain it to me like I'm a moron: how did the hutts gain power? And don't say money, because if a princess in a bikini can choke you out then what's stopping guy with boot mounted rockets from taking your shit? #starwarsdoesnotmakesense
December 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I need someone to explain it to me like I'm a moron: how did the hutts gain power? And don't say money, because if a princess in a bikini can choke you out then what's stopping guy with boot mounted rockets from taking your shit? #starwarsdoesnotmakesense
Deny, defend, depose
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Deny, defend, depose
It's a nice backpack
December 5, 2024 at 1:09 PM
It's a nice backpack
Christmas came early! Let's make this the new advent calendar y'all! #seasongreetings
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Christmas came early! Let's make this the new advent calendar y'all! #seasongreetings
A long sigh over takes me as I stand over the sink eating their leftover nugs and fries. I whisper whimsically to myself, "dad dinner"
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
A long sigh over takes me as I stand over the sink eating their leftover nugs and fries. I whisper whimsically to myself, "dad dinner"
Sometimes I'm a shy little guy. Hot AF tho
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Sometimes I'm a shy little guy. Hot AF tho
Reposted by President Arm and Hammer
Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
November 29, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
Reposted by President Arm and Hammer
HEY YOU, c’mere:
(whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
(whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
HEY YOU, c’mere:
(whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
(whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
Welcome to the Fey Cafe may we take your name?
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Welcome to the Fey Cafe may we take your name?
For the last time I'm not a slút, that doesn't mean you can stop calling me one
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
For the last time I'm not a slút, that doesn't mean you can stop calling me one
Son's playing doom and I keep yelling "where's thatcher!? Where's thatcher!?"
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Son's playing doom and I keep yelling "where's thatcher!? Where's thatcher!?"
Do you pronounce it goose or goose?
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Do you pronounce it goose or goose?
Somehow I feel this W for both movies belongs to the gays, and I'm here for it
apnews.com/article/wick...
apnews.com/article/wick...
'Wicked' and 'Gladiator' make gravity-defying theater debuts
“Wicked” and “Gladiator II” have debuted in theaters with a combined $270 million in ticket sales.
apnews.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Somehow I feel this W for both movies belongs to the gays, and I'm here for it
apnews.com/article/wick...
apnews.com/article/wick...