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President Arm and Hammer
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As my first executive action I order you all to dance!
On the first day of the year a cybertruck self immolates at Trump Tower #happy2025
January 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There goes the DNC's top candidate for 2028 😢
December 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Welders are just dudes who refuse to admit that their real passion is cake decorating
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I need someone to explain it to me like I'm a moron: how did the hutts gain power? And don't say money, because if a princess in a bikini can choke you out then what's stopping guy with boot mounted rockets from taking your shit? #starwarsdoesnotmakesense
December 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Deny, defend, depose
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
It's a nice backpack
December 5, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Christmas came early! Let's make this the new advent calendar y'all! #seasongreetings
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 4
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 PM
A long sigh over takes me as I stand over the sink eating their leftover nugs and fries. I whisper whimsically to myself, "dad dinner"
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Sometimes I'm a shy little guy. Hot AF tho
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by President Arm and Hammer
Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God
November 29, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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HEY YOU, c’mere:
(whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Welcome to the Fey Cafe may we take your name?
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
For the last time I'm not a slút, that doesn't mean you can stop calling me one
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Son's playing doom and I keep yelling "where's thatcher!? Where's thatcher!?"
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Do you pronounce it goose or goose?
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Somehow I feel this W for both movies belongs to the gays, and I'm here for it

apnews.com/article/wick...
'Wicked' and 'Gladiator' make gravity-defying theater debuts
“Wicked” and “Gladiator II” have debuted in theaters with a combined $270 million in ticket sales.
apnews.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM