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@presenttenseofdoug.bsky.social
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probably just going to be posting birds and/or soup and/or movie reviews

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A ★★ review of The Gorge (2025)
Phillips Hue lighting and Dark Souls enemies were not enough to bridge the gap between sort of interesting premise and kind of worthwhile watch.
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March 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A ★★★★★ review of The Substance (2024)
When it comes to movies about butts, this one takes the cake. The Shining sequel I didn’t know that I needed.
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March 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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A ★★★½ review of Carry-On (2024)
Jason Bateman projects competence in every role, which makes him a Christmas villain on par with Hans Gruber and Burgermeister Meisterburger.
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January 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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A ★★★★ review of Nosferatu (2024)
Frame by frame Robert Eggers masterfully paints a tale about the obstacles facing real estate agents in the 1830s.
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January 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The thing you need to know about me is that I’m terrible at identifying birds, but I’m also really smug about it.
December 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "it's okay to ignore jackasses"
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 2:32 PM