President Elon Musk
@presidentelon.bsky.social
Look at me. I’m the President now.
I’m still the president!
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m still the president!
Steven miller plays with his poop.
September 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Steven miller plays with his poop.
Trump is a bitch. That is all.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Trump is a bitch. That is all.
Met with trump at Kirk’s assassination knob slobbering event and he told me it’s all working as planned. They had him killed and they’re able to take more power by force. And you suckers are dumb enough to cheer it on.
September 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Met with trump at Kirk’s assassination knob slobbering event and he told me it’s all working as planned. They had him killed and they’re able to take more power by force. And you suckers are dumb enough to cheer it on.
Again…right out in the open. Trump raped kids and had a falling out with epstein because he took one from him bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Again…right out in the open. Trump raped kids and had a falling out with epstein because he took one from him bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Wouldn’t it be interesting if I took a bunch of ketamine and cocaine and released all the Epstein files I took during my doge infiltration of the government? Man that would be crazy.
July 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wouldn’t it be interesting if I took a bunch of ketamine and cocaine and released all the Epstein files I took during my doge infiltration of the government? Man that would be crazy.
Trump and Epstein trafficked and abused kids. Also a reminder that I was enthusiastic about working with trump.
July 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trump and Epstein trafficked and abused kids. Also a reminder that I was enthusiastic about working with trump.
Steve bannon is a greaseball.
July 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Steve bannon is a greaseball.
All it takes is some money and telling these idiots who to hate and I just keep getting richer.
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
All it takes is some money and telling these idiots who to hate and I just keep getting richer.
Love this land sale coming up. Hilarious you peasants think you’ll get a chance to buy anything. All this land is going to my billionaire buddies.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Love this land sale coming up. Hilarious you peasants think you’ll get a chance to buy anything. All this land is going to my billionaire buddies.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social where are you? Trump shit his pants again and needs changing.
June 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social where are you? Trump shit his pants again and needs changing.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social I got some cocaine and ketamine for the next time I’m in town.
June 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social I got some cocaine and ketamine for the next time I’m in town.
Reposted by President Elon Musk
I now declare myself the governor of California!
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
June 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I now declare myself the governor of California!
I’m going to be doing all the drugs and live tweeting over the next couple months. Stay tuned. And as your president, I’m not sure it’s going to go well.
June 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m going to be doing all the drugs and live tweeting over the next couple months. Stay tuned. And as your president, I’m not sure it’s going to go well.
I have copies of all the government data and the Epstein files. I’m going to release them once we figure out how to remove me from them and also make it look like they didn’t come from me.
June 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have copies of all the government data and the Epstein files. I’m going to release them once we figure out how to remove me from them and also make it look like they didn’t come from me.
I’m still president!
June 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m still president!
I’m still president! And despite my widely reported abuse of almost all the drugs, I’m still in charge of the country, and my companies.
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m still president! And despite my widely reported abuse of almost all the drugs, I’m still in charge of the country, and my companies.
Peter and I are absolutely russian assets. It’s wild nothing can be done about it because I control the government that would investigate. We are getting away with so much.
May 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Peter and I are absolutely russian assets. It’s wild nothing can be done about it because I control the government that would investigate. We are getting away with so much.
This bitch trump is getting a free jet.
May 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This bitch trump is getting a free jet.
Did everyone see? Teslas board is looking to replace me?!!?
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Did everyone see? Teslas board is looking to replace me?!!?
Obama was so much better as a president.
April 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Obama was so much better as a president.
I’m lying about the Wisconsin Supreme Court for obvious reasons.
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m lying about the Wisconsin Supreme Court for obvious reasons.
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