President Elon Musk
@presidentelon.bsky.social
Look at me. I’m the President now.
All it takes is some money and telling these idiots who to hate and I just keep getting richer.
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
All it takes is some money and telling these idiots who to hate and I just keep getting richer.
Looks like I need to stop eating avocado toast and Starbucks.
March 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Looks like I need to stop eating avocado toast and Starbucks.
Trump helping me with my failing company.
March 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trump helping me with my failing company.
I want to highlight how stupid his followers are. Because he said this statement here, they would fight to the death defending the existence of water lines running north and south. This is why I’m president.
January 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I want to highlight how stupid his followers are. Because he said this statement here, they would fight to the death defending the existence of water lines running north and south. This is why I’m president.
I was hacked! My personal photos should not be out in public yet!
January 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was hacked! My personal photos should not be out in public yet!
And I’m 0% American but IM THE PRESIDENT!
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And I’m 0% American but IM THE PRESIDENT!
We rigged this so hard, and nobody is even questioning it. Too easy.
January 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We rigged this so hard, and nobody is even questioning it. Too easy.
Hasn’t anyone learned yet that this is the simple way for me, the billionaire, to create social unrest and infighting so I can continue to rape and pillage wherever I please.
January 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hasn’t anyone learned yet that this is the simple way for me, the billionaire, to create social unrest and infighting so I can continue to rape and pillage wherever I please.
It’s almost like he arranged the entire thing. Interesting. 🤔
January 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s almost like he arranged the entire thing. Interesting. 🤔
Bannon is a greaseball.
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bannon is a greaseball.
God damn, I’m such a fuckin loser.
January 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
God damn, I’m such a fuckin loser.
It’s my money!
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It’s my money!
I love these. Keep em coming.
December 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I love these. Keep em coming.
To be fair…i don’t remember posting this. But I was at mar-a-lago so I probably just ruffied myself on accident.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
To be fair…i don’t remember posting this. But I was at mar-a-lago so I probably just ruffied myself on accident.
They think they’re running things. Lol.
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
They think they’re running things. Lol.