I, Golfer
@presidentgolfer.bsky.social
trumpgolfcount.org
Official account: Tracking Trump golfing trips. Parody #winning
Official account: Tracking Trump golfing trips. Parody #winning
To all my rich friends:
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
To all my rich friends:
I, your favorite president, am the great Imu!
Gen Z protesters from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco, are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
Why Gen Z protesters worldwide are flying an anime pirate flag
Gen Z protesters from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco, are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
n.pr
October 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I, your favorite president, am the great Imu!
Im golfing btw!
thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Im golfing btw!
thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Wow, Obama got the Nobel Price for nothing! And I, your favorite president, is doing everything! Peace in the middle east, Tariffs for American people, shooting Venezuelan boats, fighting american cities, complaining about Superbowl, going golfing every weekend!!
#sad #IWantMyPrice #ObamaDidNothing
#sad #IWantMyPrice #ObamaDidNothing
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Wow, Obama got the Nobel Price for nothing! And I, your favorite president, is doing everything! Peace in the middle east, Tariffs for American people, shooting Venezuelan boats, fighting american cities, complaining about Superbowl, going golfing every weekend!!
#sad #IWantMyPrice #ObamaDidNothing
#sad #IWantMyPrice #ObamaDidNothing
Prices are DOWN, virtually no INFLAMMATION!
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
a man stands in front of a row of empty shelves that say 1.99
ALT: a man stands in front of a row of empty shelves that say 1.99
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Prices are DOWN, virtually no INFLAMMATION!
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
I, your favorite president, don't know what Jerome Powell is talking about, look at these beautiful prices!
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I, your favorite president, don't know what Jerome Powell is talking about, look at these beautiful prices!
I have asked the president of PUERTO RICO! to look into if we can deport BAD BUNNY back there before the Super Bowl!
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have asked the president of PUERTO RICO! to look into if we can deport BAD BUNNY back there before the Super Bowl!
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
How can they do that? its not like they all have bone spurs?
The Department of Veterans Affairs’s $193 billion disability program has become a rich target for fraudsters, according to a Post investigation.
Each year, the agency opens dozens of criminal cases against veterans who are suspected of faking injuries or illnesses for money. https://wapo.st/48QiInJ
Each year, the agency opens dozens of criminal cases against veterans who are suspected of faking injuries or illnesses for money. https://wapo.st/48QiInJ
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How can they do that? its not like they all have bone spurs?
I, your favorite president, don't want the so-called "Soccer" in my state or ill be sending ICE and Kristi for photoshops!.
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
A soccer match between Argentina and Puerto Rico, originally scheduled for next week in Chicago, has been relocated to Florida amid the immigration crackdown in the city, a person familiar with the decision told The Associated Press.
Soccer match between Argentina, Puerto Rico moved from Chicago to Florida amid immigration crackdown | CNN
A soccer match between Argentina and Puerto Rico, originally scheduled for next week in Chicago, has been relocated to Florida amid the immigration crackdown in the city, a person familiar with the de...
www.cnn.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I, your favorite president, don't want the so-called "Soccer" in my state or ill be sending ICE and Kristi for photoshops!.
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
I told you guys, these ICE protestors are criminals!!!!
Look at the green t-rex, looking at them menacing!!!
Look at the green t-rex, looking at them menacing!!!
I'm putting an anti-ICE furry protest on my 2025 BINGO card... just in case.
We KNOW you already have the costumes. 😍
We KNOW you already have the costumes. 😍
October 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I told you guys, these ICE protestors are criminals!!!!
Look at the green t-rex, looking at them menacing!!!
Look at the green t-rex, looking at them menacing!!!
Why is my favorite vampire, Steven Miller, under fired?. He doesn't play golf with me because of the sun!
a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why is my favorite vampire, Steven Miller, under fired?. He doesn't play golf with me because of the sun!
I, your favorite president, wake up every morning to watch ICE raids US citizens, no criminals!, they are scary and can fight back!
a baby is standing in a hallway with his arms outstretched and a picture frame in the background .
ALT: a baby is standing in a hallway with his arms outstretched and a picture frame in the background .
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I, your favorite president, wake up every morning to watch ICE raids US citizens, no criminals!, they are scary and can fight back!
Why is Kash Patel looking at me and also reading a newspaper?! #creppy #KashPatel
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why is Kash Patel looking at me and also reading a newspaper?! #creppy #KashPatel
Thank god the American people are too lazy to do something about ICE, food, healthcare, housing, wages, billionaires and Kristi Noem because Ill be in big trouble if they exercise the second amendment!
a close up of donald trump 's face with a sound on the bottom
ALT: a close up of donald trump 's face with a sound on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank god the American people are too lazy to do something about ICE, food, healthcare, housing, wages, billionaires and Kristi Noem because Ill be in big trouble if they exercise the second amendment!
Ice is punching, throwing and
shooting people everywhere!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - DJJT
shooting people everywhere!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - DJJT
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ice is punching, throwing and
shooting people everywhere!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - DJJT
shooting people everywhere!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - DJJT
Congrats to my dear friend, P. Diddy for 4 years and 2 months on lesser charges! #guilty #badBoy4life #brosStayTogether #NotRKellyHeDemocrat
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Congrats to my dear friend, P. Diddy for 4 years and 2 months on lesser charges! #guilty #badBoy4life #brosStayTogether #NotRKellyHeDemocrat
My agents of chaos need to feel safe, so that's why I, your favorite president, ordered them to zip tie little kids and old people! ♥️ #Winning #NoSecondAmendment
people.com/ice-agents-o...
people.com/ice-agents-o...
ICE Agents Rappel from Helicopter in Overnight Chicago Raid, Dragging Kids from Beds to U-Hauls
Overnight on Tuesday, Sept. 30, federal agents from different agencies raided an apartment building on the South Side of Chicago, pulling men, women and children — some of them allegedly naked — from ...
people.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My agents of chaos need to feel safe, so that's why I, your favorite president, ordered them to zip tie little kids and old people! ♥️ #Winning #NoSecondAmendment
people.com/ice-agents-o...
people.com/ice-agents-o...
And remember kids, if you are going to do crime, do it at a big scale, because if instead of committing 34 crimes you are committing 3, you're gonna get arrested!(Unless you are rich)!
Thanks for your attention to this matter! - DJJT
Thanks for your attention to this matter! - DJJT
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
And remember kids, if you are going to do crime, do it at a big scale, because if instead of committing 34 crimes you are committing 3, you're gonna get arrested!(Unless you are rich)!
Thanks for your attention to this matter! - DJJT
Thanks for your attention to this matter! - DJJT
The Radical DEMOCRATS are the party of hate, evil and satan!. Not like us, a party of felons, drunks, Nazis, kidnappers, pedos(allegedly) and christians(Nothing to do with Jesus). We are saints!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
a cartoon cat is laying on a rug with the name omar written on the rug .
ALT: a cartoon cat is laying on a rug with the name omar written on the rug .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Radical DEMOCRATS are the party of hate, evil and satan!. Not like us, a party of felons, drunks, Nazis, kidnappers, pedos(allegedly) and christians(Nothing to do with Jesus). We are saints!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter - DJJT
We are saving money for the American people! Cutting jobs and giving the money to the poor Billionaires #PrayForTheBillionaires
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
We are saving money for the American people! Cutting jobs and giving the money to the poor Billionaires #PrayForTheBillionaires
My faith advisor is getting the out of jail card because he is sneaking me into heaven! #GodIsGood #pedosToHeaven
dailyboulder.com/outrage-as-t...
dailyboulder.com/outrage-as-t...
Outrage as Trump’s Faith Advisor Gets Just 6 Months for Sexual Abuse of 12-Year-Old
Widespread outrage is mounting after Robert Morris, a megachurch pastor and former spiritual advisor to Donald Trump, was sentenced to just six months in jail after pleading guilty to sexually abusing...
dailyboulder.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My faith advisor is getting the out of jail card because he is sneaking me into heaven! #GodIsGood #pedosToHeaven
dailyboulder.com/outrage-as-t...
dailyboulder.com/outrage-as-t...
My fantastic plan is simple: Send ICE and the Military to the Blue cities so any immigrants looking get scared and don't go out to vote! #FreeWin #Trump2028
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My fantastic plan is simple: Send ICE and the Military to the Blue cities so any immigrants looking get scared and don't go out to vote! #FreeWin #Trump2028
"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
- Donald J. Trump - 2013
Whos the idiot running this country??
- Donald J. Trump - 2013
Whos the idiot running this country??
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd and says guess who 's getting deported ? you
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd and says guess who 's getting deported ? you
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
- Donald J. Trump - 2013
Whos the idiot running this country??
- Donald J. Trump - 2013
Whos the idiot running this country??
I just woke up and people are telling me the government is shutdown.... I ask them a simple question "Where is the switch so I, your favorite president, can turn it on?" and they couldn't answer #Smurt
October 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I just woke up and people are telling me the government is shutdown.... I ask them a simple question "Where is the switch so I, your favorite president, can turn it on?" and they couldn't answer #Smurt