Presidentwiggins
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I recently learned I’ve been talking the wrong medication for some time
Her: you wanna go upstairs?
Me: sure…
Her: you got protection?
Me: W-Why, What’s up there?
Me: sure…
Her: you got protection?
Me: W-Why, What’s up there?
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Her: you wanna go upstairs?
Me: sure…
Her: you got protection?
Me: W-Why, What’s up there?
Me: sure…
Her: you got protection?
Me: W-Why, What’s up there?
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if stinkbugs knew we called them that i bet they'd be pretty mad
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if stinkbugs knew we called them that i bet they'd be pretty mad
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Kids are sticky and smell like food they don’t have anymore. You can’t trust kids
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Kids are sticky and smell like food they don’t have anymore. You can’t trust kids
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
I’m tired of being poor, I think I’m just gonna win the lottery.
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m tired of being poor, I think I’m just gonna win the lottery.