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Weird bear of some kind
AKA - Your own worst enemy
25 - September 23 🎉

Pfp by @ratasstouille.bsky.social
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Paint me like one of your Fat Girls 😩🪭
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Ringing in the new year with a little bit of wine and a whole lot of elephant. 🌹🍷

🎨: @shibadoodles.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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A conflicted boofer...

🖼️ : @/cowdypie.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Some more blue (feat. My Guy Otto)
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
TRON: ACAB
What will police work look like in 2100?

German and Austrian police asked hashtag#AI to visualize policing in the future. Swipe left to discover what the algorithms have come up with…

How do you see policing in the future?

Thank you @polizeihamburg.bsky.social @lpdwien.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Selecting multiple media types is not supported, mehhh"
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For the first time in years, I'm having a decent, even restful Christmas Day 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Showing the new guy around the office at the MaxFuel vs a couple months later when he's settled in. (for @teczorroso.bsky.social)
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The power of weed and a lot of food in front of me
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Good. It can be a good game, but you gotta hold em accountable for this stuff. No matter how small it is.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Low angles are just cheating 👌
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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📺 The Sitcom Lineup 📺
UUHHAAHH!?

ko-fi.com/nightlinez/s...
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Comm for @partyendi.bsky.social !!
I hope ya guys like this one because it was a really hard work x3

#art / #furry
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Boolin' 🛏️🧸
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Sheep gotta stay warm for winter :3!
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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this fat fuck
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Won’t you feed and give rubs to this poor starving pup?

It’s perfectly safe to get close, promise 🐶

#feedee #gainer
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Can you still call it a “work fit” if nothing fits?
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I have yet to see anyone post this here, so I will do the honors 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Looming 👀
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Idk why I just assumed Bsky would be any different from twitter when it comes to people fighting for their shitty takes, but I guess not;
There's still so many mfs dying on hills of their own misinformed opinions
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Making a big fat spectacle of yourself can be great foreplay
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM