pretendiname.bsky.social
@pretendiname.bsky.social
Quite a thread for those who have experienced the pepto bismol advert. bsky.app/profile/bagp...
Isn't it ironic but you stink
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 AM
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My eldest got a phone, and they went out and music was playing it would tell them what the song was.
I think my generation might think that was cool, impressive etc, but their (correct) reaction was that it was creepy that your phone is always listening.
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
A proposed revision to the DONALD TRUMP and THE JOHN F. KENNEDY MEMORIAL CENTER FOR PERFORMING ARTS.
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Have you ever read the instructions on how to use a candle?
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This confused me for so long, but the I remembered that the frog toy my phone sleeps on at night is called George and obviously can't spell his name.
Took me WAY too long to make sense of this.
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Hey, Dad, look at this cool pattern I came up with !!!"
Oh... Errrrr. Ehm..
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted
My community are the best clippers in the WORLD...

youtu.be/1Hue4biqnUs
My Community Clipped This. I’m Not Sorry. (dogbomb 2025)
YouTube video by dogbomb
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Being invited to a dinner party. 👍🏼
Being made to wash the dishes after. 👎🏼
Not being allowed to leave till they are "cleaned to their satisfaction" 👎🏼👎🏼
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I always liked the idea of motorcycles with sidecars. I think what I like about that setup is it is more stable, like a car.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If you could pick one more bawbag to get punched in the face, to finish 2025 on a high, who would you choose?
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I never understood why people wanted to bake their butts - until I figured out that heated car seats are actually for keeping drive through food warm.
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When I type BRB, I'm using it to mean Bath Room Break.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Myself and @lemonlicious.bsky.social have finally released "Beyond The Campfire". It's our Dead by Daylight podcast which focuses on a single character every week. The first one is Dwight Fairfield...

Check it out
dbmb.uk/podcast
Spotify – Web Player
dbmb.uk
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM