katie
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i really like dad movies and also i sew my own clothes and that’s about it
Me talking about my cat like “omg you have to see this one thing he does, he like arches his back and his tail gets all poofed and his eyes get kind of sunken and he looks demon-possessed for a minute and it’s sooooo cuuuuute!!”
June 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me talking about my cat like “omg you have to see this one thing he does, he like arches his back and his tail gets all poofed and his eyes get kind of sunken and he looks demon-possessed for a minute and it’s sooooo cuuuuute!!”
One time when I was a kid we were driving a Gator around a farm field and when my dumbest friend got ahold of the wheel they immediately drove us into the only pond and idk why but I’ve been thinking about that all this week
April 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One time when I was a kid we were driving a Gator around a farm field and when my dumbest friend got ahold of the wheel they immediately drove us into the only pond and idk why but I’ve been thinking about that all this week
Is there science behind why my cat’s fur smells like powdered donuts when he keeps it clean with the same tongue that cleans his butt?
March 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is there science behind why my cat’s fur smells like powdered donuts when he keeps it clean with the same tongue that cleans his butt?
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Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
I guess it’s good that technology kinda blows, otherwise my job of telling people “I’m not sure what the issue is, resending the link again” 10 times a week would be obsolete
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I guess it’s good that technology kinda blows, otherwise my job of telling people “I’m not sure what the issue is, resending the link again” 10 times a week would be obsolete
Oh no, the AI slop has breached my preciously curated millennial-ass Pinterest feed
February 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh no, the AI slop has breached my preciously curated millennial-ass Pinterest feed
It hurts to see others living your dream but I accept it
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It hurts to see others living your dream but I accept it
I know imdb hate to see me coming
January 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know imdb hate to see me coming
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New Year’s resolution to get more exercise and improve flexibility going great as I contort myself in insane ways to get out of bed without disturbing the cat
January 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
New Year’s resolution to get more exercise and improve flexibility going great as I contort myself in insane ways to get out of bed without disturbing the cat
I’ve been to the movies 3 times this week so despite literally everything else, feeling pretty good about 2025
January 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’ve been to the movies 3 times this week so despite literally everything else, feeling pretty good about 2025
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Yeah I've got Havana syndrome — simply havana wonderful Christmas time
December 12, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Yeah I've got Havana syndrome — simply havana wonderful Christmas time
Is there still time to repair my spotify wrapped before it drops or am I doomed
November 30, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Is there still time to repair my spotify wrapped before it drops or am I doomed
No way I imagined I’d be in NY for a SECOND Trump victory but life is funny
November 6, 2024 at 7:57 AM
No way I imagined I’d be in NY for a SECOND Trump victory but life is funny
I’m on a 2nd play thru of Baldur’s Gate 3 playing a cleric/paladin character who only makes lawful choices and Astarion hates my fucking guts
January 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I’m on a 2nd play thru of Baldur’s Gate 3 playing a cleric/paladin character who only makes lawful choices and Astarion hates my fucking guts
Honestly in addition to tipping the delivery driver I wish I could give each Taco Bell employee putting my drunken midnight delivery together a gentle forehead smooch but something tells me they would not love that probably
December 15, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Honestly in addition to tipping the delivery driver I wish I could give each Taco Bell employee putting my drunken midnight delivery together a gentle forehead smooch but something tells me they would not love that probably
That Panera lemonade was definitely supposed to go to Taco Bell, right?
December 12, 2023 at 10:48 PM
That Panera lemonade was definitely supposed to go to Taco Bell, right?
As a non-Swifty it’s wild to me that if she’s in my friends’ Spotify wrapped, she is always #1
November 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM
As a non-Swifty it’s wild to me that if she’s in my friends’ Spotify wrapped, she is always #1
To cap my thanksgiving travel odyssey, my lyft driver believed, I think, every conspiracy theory known to man? And some new ones? So that was something.
November 28, 2023 at 8:08 PM
To cap my thanksgiving travel odyssey, my lyft driver believed, I think, every conspiracy theory known to man? And some new ones? So that was something.
Crew for my flight made it thru the snowstorm to get here and people are clapping for them, like pls, I cannot fly with people like this
November 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Crew for my flight made it thru the snowstorm to get here and people are clapping for them, like pls, I cannot fly with people like this
Black Friday winery tour going great, my mom only tried to get into one strange car!
November 24, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Black Friday winery tour going great, my mom only tried to get into one strange car!
My airport gate has a scenic window to the Auntie Anne’s pretzel counter. If they remodel everything around us, I pray they keep the pretzel window.
November 20, 2023 at 11:30 AM
My airport gate has a scenic window to the Auntie Anne’s pretzel counter. If they remodel everything around us, I pray they keep the pretzel window.
The Supreme Court updating their code of ethics feels like when you have a company-wide HR training to address something one person did, and they’re like oblivious that it’s about them
November 13, 2023 at 11:44 PM
The Supreme Court updating their code of ethics feels like when you have a company-wide HR training to address something one person did, and they’re like oblivious that it’s about them
Never feel more cringe than when someone reacts to my message and the AirPod voice reads back my brilliant piece of writing slowly and methodically
November 6, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Never feel more cringe than when someone reacts to my message and the AirPod voice reads back my brilliant piece of writing slowly and methodically
Left my apartment in a big cozy sweater. Bought fancy soup at the farmers market. Came home to drink tea. Frog and Toad levels off the charts today, folks.
November 4, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Left my apartment in a big cozy sweater. Bought fancy soup at the farmers market. Came home to drink tea. Frog and Toad levels off the charts today, folks.