In his defense, LOOK AT HIM.

I’d much rather be at home snuggling my cat right now to reassure myself that some things can be okay but life is F U N N Yyy

You might be right, I think my brain might be fusing the wonderball and Bug Juice (which, is THAT discontinued?), and thinking all their wonderballs were bug-themed

Aghast to learn these were only from ‘98, I’m pretty sure one my local gas stations was selling these well into the new millennium when I was a kid

One guy told the captain he was gonna offer to fly everybody if the captain didn’t make it. Pls, being on a flight with this much concentrated dad energy may kill me