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Pretty Fantastic
@prettyfantastic.bsky.social
Hoodoo without the Christianity.
Tarot.
A woman with lots of opinions but a tendency to reserve judgement.
A full bodied, sensual experience.
And I talk shit sometimes.
Pinned
A thread of oracles because there are things I can't keep to myself.

Affect Levels:
I: on an individual level
C: community - Local. Family. Neighborhood. City. State. Work. Friends.
L: Metro areas. State. Country
W: Multi country. World.

Updates randomly
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New Black National Anthem Just Dropped!!
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Y’all be liking R Kelly too much for me
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Me when someone at work pisses me off.
No arguing with strangers Jasmine
April 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I am at the point where inconsistency is unattractive. I do not have to try harder to make you value me. Treat me like a priority, or leave me alone.
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I need now people to hang out with. I want to have random weeknight fun like a potluck and PowerPoint party. 😩
April 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I miss physical intimacy really bad but also don't want to be touched by anyone that's not genuinely considerate of their partner. This shit sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I don’t beef. We don’t got to be enemies, but we’ll never be cool in this life or any other.
Don’t cross a cancer if you don’t wanna beef for the rest of ur life! lol ♋️
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Whoever made the decision in every season after the first to have Ichabod change the way he said lieutenant, I still don't like you. Him calling her "left-tenant" is literally what saved her life in the first season. Why stop?

I randomly remember this even though it's been years.
a man is carrying a woman in his arms in the dark
ALT: a man is carrying a woman in his arms in the dark
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February 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Come get through this watch list with me bae.

Crunchyroll and Chill if you will.
If you’re a fine man who watches anime, just know I’m plotting on you like this:
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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If you don't want a brother husband stay out of my DMs. If you are cool with a brother husband, shoot your shot. If you actually have a brother husband in mind both of you may come to the front of the line!!

Happy Hungergames !
February 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Asking for ANYTHING more than once feels too much like begging for me and I HATE it
February 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I want someone that smells good, has strong arms, a warm body, and loves to cuddle, to hold me for a while.

I miss that shit so much.

I wanna be on you like a koala on a tree.
a koala bear is standing on a person 's foot
Alt: a baby koala bear is clinging to a person's calf just above the ankle. The person is wearing black socks and light tan working boots while taking a few steps on a gray tile floor.
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February 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I’m at the point in life that if I get a bad nights sleep my body gets it back in blood
January 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It's 70 today while there was snow on the ground this time last week.

70! In January! In SE Virginia!

This weather is obscene.

Let me find some scientist to follow, and start my doomsday prep. Clearly the climate is fucked and we're going to perish (if war doesn't get us first) 😩
January 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A deep voice gon do it for me every time. Bring back bass 🙂‍↕️
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Finally in the 700s with One Piece.
a man holding a sword with the words live love law on the bottom
ALT: a man holding a sword with the words live love law on the bottom
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January 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I broke the neck on my wand and...
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Where can I find a friend with benefits that actually knows how to be friends and is generous with the benefits?

I want to chill, smoke, have sex, and chill some more without things being awkward.
January 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Bluesky Gift Card Giveaway!

Get a chance to win a $25 Gift Card to Amazon!

Rules:
Repost + Like this Post & comment what you're going to buy if you win!

Ends on 1/24 at 5 pm PT!
a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a free money stand
ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a free money stand
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January 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I like those style inspo videos but how is it nobody in them these days has a fucking iron?

You think I don't know what fresh out the package looks like?

Iron your damn shirt.

Or get a steamer.

Y'all are fucking up some good looks.

Please y'all.
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Damn. Let's touch and agree.
Wishing this for all my girls on the skyline 🤣🫶🏾
January 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Her verse on Live and Die for Hip Hop.
What's your favorite song or verse by Da Brat?
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM