this reminds me of when I failed my political science final in college because I brought a volcano to class and the professor said that it was a different kind of science

one time my brother did this to me. i wont get into any of the gruesome medical details , but let’s just say im not rushing to get him out of that well he fell down a few days ago

and theyre charging for sitting down at the movie theater now? used to be you could just walk into the theater and if you stood behind the back row menacingly enough they would leave you alone. now they threaten you with their fancy city lawyers.

spiderman didn’t write the bible i don’t know where you get your news but i think you should consider seeking out higher quality sources

congrats man. i tried to play this new game “monopoly simpsons edition” with the family but we realized its just a rip off of monopoly. the parker brothers should sue.