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one day I’ll own this city
sorry everyone. My new favorite action figure broke, and now I’m desolate. It was a mint condition Gordon Ramsey from Hells Kitchen Season 12.

#apology #gordon #hellskitchen i hope all this social media doesn’t wake up my wife
January 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
have you guys seen that #nosferatu yet? i heard a rumor that #vampires aren’t real, but i don’t tend to buy into #conspiracy theories
January 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
finally discovered a new #island. this #expedition stuff is really hard. did you guys know that #boats require fuel now? what ever happened to sails?
January 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
what if I’ve reached my #peak. it’s all downhill from here. pre-order #SpiderMan: Eat my Home digital edition using my personalized link: www.spiderman.com/orderthespidermanmovieplease
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
fiddler on the roof review: not enough #roofs. not enough #fiddlers. where’s your goddamn integrity #hollywood.
January 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the #state shouldn’t have a #monopoly on violence. they should give the monopoly to me. I’m a trustworthy guy.
December 30, 2024 at 3:36 PM
here’s my weekly #baseball tweet everybody. here’s a tip for the first #basemen out there: if you catch the ball before it hits the ground, the batter is out (in the game, not like in a #closeted context)
December 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
hey everybody quick update: some #cryptid (dont know which) kidnapped my #wife last night and wants $800,000 for her safe return so if anyone would like to #sponser future posts please let me know
December 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
how soon before announcing step 2 of a #plan should I announce step 1? i’d really like to get the #timing right on this or my investors are gonna be pissed
December 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
does anyone have any #plans tomorrow #evening? my wife and i would like to go out to #dinner but my stupid grandson #mervin doesn’t have anything to do so can i pawn him off on one of you? he likes #baseball but please dont give him any dairy he’s lactose intolerant
December 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
i think it’s pretty #fucked up that they don’t let black people post on #Facebook. it’s really weird that it’s just sort of something you’re expected to accept. well guess what, liberals, im not so easily controlled #free #politics #gaming ok google show me casserole recipes
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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me: hey dave. you disgusting freak. fat piece of shit. do you know how to turn on the copy machine

dave: button on the left

me: wow.. thank you. i see now that being different is your strength. you are brave & strong. i love you dave. would you like to join the boys & i later for some People Games
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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they made Gerald Witcher a girl in the new game, so I threw my Xbox out the window and it killed a small dog, and now everyone's mad at me for having an opinion
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
ok mervin: when is #baseball coming back. sometimes i need to ask my grandson mervin to look up #questions for me and oh my god not until March what the fuck im #pissed at least the cubs are playing, they’re pretty neat
December 16, 2024 at 5:33 PM
if it’s still available can I order some #mozzarella sticks. no I don’t need any sauce I have too much #sauce 🥫at home already. #italian #pizzahut #gaming
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 AM
my wife is #missing again. if anyone sees her please let me know we’re supposed to be going to her friends’ #charity gala and i think it will be fairly awkward if i show up without her.

#wifeguy
December 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
hey everyone i have a huge update on my mount rushmore replica project, “Mount Rushmost” where we carve the most #presidents into a big rock wall: we’ve finally started on dwight #eisenhower, that #bald bastard. stay tuned im gonna start james #garfield and his big beard soon

#diy #mountrushmore
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
(beeping and booping noises) finally…. my machine is ready. all of you #haters that said I could never accomplish anything will be proven #wrong

#invention #engineering shit it just fell over everything’s ruined and my moms gonna make fun of me again
December 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM
here’s my official review of #marvelrivals new video game 🎮 : i havent played it yet but my grandson mervin and my wife natasha really like it. im not sure ill give it a try though; i haven’t touched a #marvel property since they killed stan lee #gaming #review
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
one day you’ll see what it’s like to live in my #shoes. theyre very spacious. two bed and two bath. rent starts at 1200 a month #landlord #tenant #realestate
December 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM
if they make another fucking #spiderman movie im gonna flip out. theres like 10 spider man movies but no one’s made a movie about johann gutenburg yet. thats crazy. #movies #musings #johann what’s everyone’s favorite johaan gutenburg moment
December 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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just ate some raisins
December 11, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I just saw #Conclave with Natasha (my wife) #wifeguy. She thought it was grandiose. now I don’t know what that means but I thought that Ralph guy was a hoot.

#letterboxd #review #movie #movies mervin can you get the hacksaw out of the garage
December 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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i am NOT a "league of legends player". i am a good person. who has moments of weakness
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM