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Conservation of Anger Momentum
@primarylupine.bsky.social
Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
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No molestes la papa. 🥔
I tried cross-breeding a walrus with a horse, and made something worse.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Tomorrow, November 23rd, is Wolfenoot, the holiday encouraging kindness to animals in general and canines in particular.

Affirmation Coyote approves.

www.nationaldaycalendar.com/internationa...
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Customer: "These pants are on sale, why aren't those? They look the same."

Me: "Oh, this one is a women's pant, this one is girl's. Unlike some people in the government, our store knows there's a difference."
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If one is worried about the portability of a tower, "LAN party" cases are a thing. I think Cooler Master has updated versions of the HAF and Trooper series designed for this.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lie: "Immigrants are taking up all the crab fishing jobs!"

Truth: Wolves are training for taking all the crab fishing jobs.

youtu.be/m83QSW1dZKI
Video captures first evidence of possible tool-use by wolves in B.C.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
+100 points to the corporate IT monkey who ran a new Ethernet drop for a dead POS terminal.

-500 for plugging it into the serial port.

Tho it is kinda elo's fault for using an RJ-45 port for that, but damn dude, read the manual, or at least learn what the "IOIOI" glyph means. 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Funny that when I searched bluesky, all the posts about Cloudflare being down were in Japanese.

And It happened as I was trying to browse Danbooru.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Cloudflare's maintenance team right now:
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The mental gymnastics required to simultaneously believe anyone under 18 can consent to sexual relations, whilst at the same time they're children who need protection from evil Internet porn is beyond gold-medal territory.

Need like, Roentgenium medals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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www.gofundme.com/f/make-the-p...

Being the owner of a private business and sole provider for our household, I don't have the means to get the loan I would need from the bank.
My wife is still working on her citizenship and how to establish herself and deal with her diagnose.
Donate to Help us save our home, organized by Twitch Wennerholm
[TLDR at the bottom] A little backstory about the house. It belongs to an acquaintance, an… Twitch Wennerholm needs your support for Help us save our home
www.gofundme.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A heads up to anyone running a Johnny Cash parody account.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dolly Parton is planning to release her own bag-hanging monster doll, getting in on the latest trend.

They'll be called "Labuboobies"
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Somehow I whacked the controller dongle for my IKEA multicolor light strips whilst sleeping, and woke up to my room in full Caramelldansen mode.
a close up of a cat 's face with a red nose (via Tenor) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
This GIF has been posted from Skywalker for Android. Get Skywalker from Google Play.<br>Bluesky: @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Telling a Doordash guy to fuck off and get out of the store because he was holding up the self-checkout line to photo all his receipts, then me getting thanked by two customers was the cathartic moment of the night.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Honey, wake up, another stuck boat just dropped.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me: *walking into work singing along with Katy Perry* "I ate a squirrel, and I liked it, the crunch of its tiny ribcage..."

The HR lady as I pass her desk: 😨
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I read that as "Skaven Technology" on first glance. @qrik.bsky.social
#RECALL: Sanven Technology Recalls Vevor Baby Swings. The swings were marketed for infant sleep and have an incline angle greater than 10 degrees, posing a deadly suffocation risk. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thought my 9060 was artifacting, was dreading doing an RMA. An hour of Furmark stress-testing turned up nothing.

Turns out it's the TV. Thing does turn 20 next March, and it's got nearly 23k hours on the clock. Seems okay with some minor tweaks to the display timing.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Think of all the things we could harvest from bountiful farms if we stopped wasting time, effort, and fertilizer on celery.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Comments I got from customers and cow-orkers today:

- Were your eyes always yellow?

- Oh, shit, that's *not* fake hair?

- How are you doing that with your tail?
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM