Timpetu Lunchalot
@primuladanderfluff.bsky.social
Shocked (about everything) kitty from Berlin. Also:17yrs old. Photogenic. DogPerson;o) Iceland lover. PS:The BOOKS are always BETTER!
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Bock auf #SchleFaZ?
Also ich schon!
Heute 20Uhr25 @NITRO wird's episch!
#DerClown feat. #SvenMartinek #EvaHabermann persönlich bei uns am Set!
#Staffelabschluss #Jubiläumsfolge #SchleFaZ175 #FanVideo #ActionSatt
Seid Ihr dabei?
Bocki und ich freuen uns auf Euch!
Also ich schon!
Heute 20Uhr25 @NITRO wird's episch!
#DerClown feat. #SvenMartinek #EvaHabermann persönlich bei uns am Set!
#Staffelabschluss #Jubiläumsfolge #SchleFaZ175 #FanVideo #ActionSatt
Seid Ihr dabei?
Bocki und ich freuen uns auf Euch!
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bock auf #SchleFaZ?
Also ich schon!
Heute 20Uhr25 @NITRO wird's episch!
#DerClown feat. #SvenMartinek #EvaHabermann persönlich bei uns am Set!
#Staffelabschluss #Jubiläumsfolge #SchleFaZ175 #FanVideo #ActionSatt
Seid Ihr dabei?
Bocki und ich freuen uns auf Euch!
Also ich schon!
Heute 20Uhr25 @NITRO wird's episch!
#DerClown feat. #SvenMartinek #EvaHabermann persönlich bei uns am Set!
#Staffelabschluss #Jubiläumsfolge #SchleFaZ175 #FanVideo #ActionSatt
Seid Ihr dabei?
Bocki und ich freuen uns auf Euch!
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Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre.
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre.
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
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The poets and the dreamers are remembered long after the despots are gone. Goodnight good people.
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The poets and the dreamers are remembered long after the despots are gone. Goodnight good people.
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No idea what telly Lord Sewell is watching, because I can't think of a single show with this plotline let alone it being something that is inescapable for young white men who subsequently now face a crisis of masculinity drawing them to the far right?? 🙃
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No idea what telly Lord Sewell is watching, because I can't think of a single show with this plotline let alone it being something that is inescapable for young white men who subsequently now face a crisis of masculinity drawing them to the far right?? 🙃
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I’m not often lost for words but…
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m not often lost for words but…
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Nach VAR-Eingriff: FIFA erkennt Trump Friedenspreis wieder ab, weil er Militär im eigenen Land einsetzt, Schiffe bombardiert, den Iran attackierte, Grönland und Panama mit Annexion droht und einen Krieg mit Venezuela anbahnt www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/var-...
Nach VAR-Eingriff: FIFA erkennt Trump Friedenspreis wieder ab, weil er Militär im eigenen Land einsetzt, Schiffe bombardiert, den Iran attackierte, Grönland und Panama mit Annexion droht und einen Krieg mit Venezuela anbahnt
Washington, D.C. (dpo) - Seine Freude währte nur kurz: Nur wenige Stunden nachdem US-Präsident Donald Trump den Friedenspreis der FIFA erhalten hat, w
www.der-postillon.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nach VAR-Eingriff: FIFA erkennt Trump Friedenspreis wieder ab, weil er Militär im eigenen Land einsetzt, Schiffe bombardiert, den Iran attackierte, Grönland und Panama mit Annexion droht und einen Krieg mit Venezuela anbahnt www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/var-...
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Sorry, aber bei Jan Josef Liefers kann ich den Schwurbler nicht ausblenden. Da wird's dann eher was bei Netflix o.ä.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sorry, aber bei Jan Josef Liefers kann ich den Schwurbler nicht ausblenden. Da wird's dann eher was bei Netflix o.ä.
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Wenn man bei der Polizei anruft, erwischt man immer irgendeine Beamtin, die mitten in der Pampa steht, auf ihrem Handy.
(Warum hinterfrage ich überhaupt irgendwas?) #TödlichesSpiel
(Warum hinterfrage ich überhaupt irgendwas?) #TödlichesSpiel
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wenn man bei der Polizei anruft, erwischt man immer irgendeine Beamtin, die mitten in der Pampa steht, auf ihrem Handy.
(Warum hinterfrage ich überhaupt irgendwas?) #TödlichesSpiel
(Warum hinterfrage ich überhaupt irgendwas?) #TödlichesSpiel
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Ich sags wie es ist: #tödlichesspiel ist mein "Die Passion" 2025. Eat this, RTL!
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ich sags wie es ist: #tödlichesspiel ist mein "Die Passion" 2025. Eat this, RTL!
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November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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OK hat die ARD verstanden, dass Sinn eines Live-Krimi-Dinners nicht ist, dass am Ende ein paar Millionen Leichen vor den Fernsehern sitzen? 👀
#TödlichesSpiel
#Krimidinner
#TödlichesSpiel
#Krimidinner
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
OK hat die ARD verstanden, dass Sinn eines Live-Krimi-Dinners nicht ist, dass am Ende ein paar Millionen Leichen vor den Fernsehern sitzen? 👀
#TödlichesSpiel
#Krimidinner
#TödlichesSpiel
#Krimidinner
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Schon sehr unangenehm. Noch nicht auf dem Niveau von „Die Passion“, aber nah dran. #TödlichesSpiel
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Schon sehr unangenehm. Noch nicht auf dem Niveau von „Die Passion“, aber nah dran. #TödlichesSpiel
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November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Keine Sorge, das trickelt bestimmt bald down.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Keine Sorge, das trickelt bestimmt bald down.
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Ich glaube, zu vielen Menschen ist noch nicht bewusst, wie schnell sie aus ihrem ach so abgesichertem kleinen Leben in die Arbeitslosigkeit und ins Bürgergeld rutschen können.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ich glaube, zu vielen Menschen ist noch nicht bewusst, wie schnell sie aus ihrem ach so abgesichertem kleinen Leben in die Arbeitslosigkeit und ins Bürgergeld rutschen können.
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Two stories you may not have seen this week that would be a big deal in a normal country:
1) The ‘dossier’ detailing the BBC’s editing of the Trump speech literally edited Trump’s speech.
2) The NBER calculated that Brexit’s longer term damage to GDP was greater than originally forecast.
1) The ‘dossier’ detailing the BBC’s editing of the Trump speech literally edited Trump’s speech.
2) The NBER calculated that Brexit’s longer term damage to GDP was greater than originally forecast.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Two stories you may not have seen this week that would be a big deal in a normal country:
1) The ‘dossier’ detailing the BBC’s editing of the Trump speech literally edited Trump’s speech.
2) The NBER calculated that Brexit’s longer term damage to GDP was greater than originally forecast.
1) The ‘dossier’ detailing the BBC’s editing of the Trump speech literally edited Trump’s speech.
2) The NBER calculated that Brexit’s longer term damage to GDP was greater than originally forecast.
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Das 🇩🇪-Ticket wird bald für 14 Mio. Menschen teurer. Doch anstatt Bahntickets, verbilligt die Bundesregierung jetzt ernsthaft für 350 Mio. €/Jahr Flugtickets. Diese Regierung ist sozialpolitisch eine absolute Zumutung & klimapolitisch ein Totalausfall. Wie kann man nur so schiefe Prioritäten haben?
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Das 🇩🇪-Ticket wird bald für 14 Mio. Menschen teurer. Doch anstatt Bahntickets, verbilligt die Bundesregierung jetzt ernsthaft für 350 Mio. €/Jahr Flugtickets. Diese Regierung ist sozialpolitisch eine absolute Zumutung & klimapolitisch ein Totalausfall. Wie kann man nur so schiefe Prioritäten haben?
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Milliardäre, deren Firmen zig Milliarden Staatsgelder bekommen und kaum Steuern zahlen, kaufen sich Zeitungen und Social Media Plattformen, um den Leuten einzureden, dass Leute, die sich nicht genug zu Essen leisten können, dem Staat auf der Tasche liegen.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Milliardäre, deren Firmen zig Milliarden Staatsgelder bekommen und kaum Steuern zahlen, kaufen sich Zeitungen und Social Media Plattformen, um den Leuten einzureden, dass Leute, die sich nicht genug zu Essen leisten können, dem Staat auf der Tasche liegen.
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Oh, they're talking about it now, Mr Vance.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oh, they're talking about it now, Mr Vance.
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● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed
● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years
● Sleep well serfs.
● Know your place.
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Here are two of the potential pokey little houses that Andrew will now be forced to live in... some commentators are suggesting that he might have to toast his own bread and choose his own outfits for the day...
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Here are two of the potential pokey little houses that Andrew will now be forced to live in... some commentators are suggesting that he might have to toast his own bread and choose his own outfits for the day...
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The Andrew, formerly known as Prince, will only have his dogs, horses, domestic staff, the local gulf club, and the vast Sandringham estate to keep him company.
Pray for him.
www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...
Pray for him.
www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...
What life will be like for Andrew as a commoner
Former Duke of York will only have his dogs, household staff and the whistling of the wind to keep him company
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The Andrew, formerly known as Prince, will only have his dogs, horses, domestic staff, the local gulf club, and the vast Sandringham estate to keep him company.
Pray for him.
www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...
Pray for him.
www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...
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Fantastic news this.
There is, however, a "but."
Andrew should have been stripped of his titles, his privilege and his place in the pecking order years ago.
This is the Firm desperately and ruthlessly distancing itself from its most obviously toxic member... because it has to in order to survive.
There is, however, a "but."
Andrew should have been stripped of his titles, his privilege and his place in the pecking order years ago.
This is the Firm desperately and ruthlessly distancing itself from its most obviously toxic member... because it has to in order to survive.
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fantastic news this.
There is, however, a "but."
Andrew should have been stripped of his titles, his privilege and his place in the pecking order years ago.
This is the Firm desperately and ruthlessly distancing itself from its most obviously toxic member... because it has to in order to survive.
There is, however, a "but."
Andrew should have been stripped of his titles, his privilege and his place in the pecking order years ago.
This is the Firm desperately and ruthlessly distancing itself from its most obviously toxic member... because it has to in order to survive.
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Amid all the fuss, remember that for much of the 1960s and 1970s, "the Spare" Andrew Windsor was just one unfortunate incident away from being the next king.
Hopefully, this appalling saga will lead to a proper national debate on our hereditary monarchy.
Long, long overdue.
Hopefully, this appalling saga will lead to a proper national debate on our hereditary monarchy.
Long, long overdue.
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Amid all the fuss, remember that for much of the 1960s and 1970s, "the Spare" Andrew Windsor was just one unfortunate incident away from being the next king.
Hopefully, this appalling saga will lead to a proper national debate on our hereditary monarchy.
Long, long overdue.
Hopefully, this appalling saga will lead to a proper national debate on our hereditary monarchy.
Long, long overdue.