“I asked ChatGPT and—”

ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time

He went into that barbershop saying “I want a haircut that looks like if Hitler was a really big fan of P!nk”

Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.

They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.

As a certified party girl, I can recognize this filler word cocaine-fueled rambling a mile away. The sunglasses are the cherry on top, but this sounds like every person trying to have a deep convo in the club between keys.

Might’ve blown my vocal chords singing Violet by Hole at karaoke tn

sorry for how i behave when im waiting for my karaoke song

I may be negging Elon musk on my Twitter account to see if he’ll ban me before I officially delete my account

So last year I went to my best friend’s 10 year hs reunion and we dressed up as Romy and Michele and we thought it was so funny that we’re going to my reunion next week to do the exact same thing

Feast of the Seven Fishes has slowly become one of my favorite Christmas movies over the last few years it’s actually perfect

I know that this is the anti-Twitter and we all want to create a healthier environment but please dear god someone tell me there’s a mean gay side to this app (and then tell me how to find it)

10 horror films to get to know me 💕
1. Jennifer’s Body
2. Scream 2
3. Lisa Frankenstein
4. Return of the Living Dead
5. Fresh
6. Serial Mom
7. Hereditary
8. The Lost Boys
9. House of Wax
10. Rocky Horror Picture Show

Kathryn Newton as “Lisa Swallows” in Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

First post (Can we still call these tweets or nah?)

daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚