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Princess Pretty Girl

@princessprettygirl.bsky.social

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Harper,27,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I woxld never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 29

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1m

Trans woman looking to be photographed with PR crisis cis people for dinner or clothing or best offer

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 23m

you know i could become a leading ornithologist if everyone forgot a whole bunch or would act surprised whenever i discovered instead of being like "we already knew that"

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

I think we need to ban cishet people from divorces because they have a biological advantage over me

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 5h

an evil woman with money could fix me

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 6h

I watched all 3 austin powers movies followed by the mask this week and my review is:
Men 🙄

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 6h

*austin powers voice*: do i make you squishy kitten do i make you feel naughty

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 6h

my sister having a baby is so crazy to me because it feels like just yesterday she was asking me what the "O" on the microwave meant not "0" but "O" like in "oh my god are you high right now" not "zero the most used number on a microwave"

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 6h

Just watched a squirrel use the human stairs across the street instead of the nice little hill like god intended it to use which honestly enraged me and I realized i would make a great enemy to alvin and the chipmunks

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 7h

I need a repeat of the Great Halloween Blizzard of '91 for multiple reasons:
1) I wasn't alive for it and would like more opportunities to be annoying

2) I like talking about the weather

3) I don't know what to wear for halloween

4) It's been too hot lately

5) I honestly don't want to go out

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 15h

If this is no country for old men then explain every president except JFK because he is the closet to my age and I don't want to think about that

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 16h

being bisexual doesn't make you gay being my friend does

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 22h

being a bisexual doesn't make me half straight it makes me double gay

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 16h

you have to understand i used to get bullied so much if you compliment me i will short circuit and go into flight mode first you must trick me into letting my guard down then compliment me it is the only way

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 17h

i can't believe this girl has quit smoking it's like an angel losing her wings

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 17h

we could do them with candy cigarettes 🥺

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 17h

i don't remember posting this but this is pretty much exactly my kind of thing

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Mar 2

frotting my long elegant cigarette holder with another dame's long elegant cigarette holder until a group of men surround us offering to light our cigarettes but what they don't know is that our mouths are full of gasoline and they just walked right into our trap

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

same it's fall yall and i just go crazy

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

you've had such a productive day!!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h

not replacing the toilet paper roll because I'm a sovereign citizen

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

sorry :"(

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

adhd? also maybe you just need more sleep?

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

I wouldn't say i've had a hard life or good life it's just always been a queer one in every sense of the word.

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

As a person who twice barely avoided getting kidnapped and sent to conversion therapy by my own family members it is very disheartening to hear that conversion therapy is still being discussed. Last i checked the only thing it converts is living kids to dead ones.

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Aug 12

awww you're a straight couple? which one is the alcoholic and which one thinks kids will fix that?

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