Crazy Raccoon Lady
@princesssnarkles.bsky.social
Hair of a mermaid, mouth of a sailor.
Western PA farm girl transplanted to Chicago. Yes, I’m a cliche. No, I’m not even sorry.
Western PA farm girl transplanted to Chicago. Yes, I’m a cliche. No, I’m not even sorry.
Reposted by Crazy Raccoon Lady
SEE this is the problem, pics are great but the videos are just a whole other level of cute
August 9, 2023 at 2:55 AM
SEE this is the problem, pics are great but the videos are just a whole other level of cute
Okay I am an old, can we post videos here or
August 9, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Okay I am an old, can we post videos here or
A THREAD Hello bluesky. It seems my reputation precedes me.
My parents have a farm, which I returned to for several years. There are many raccoons and we love them.
First off, I am NOT encouraging anyone to go out and start feeding wildlife all willy nilly. But our immediate neighbors are the kind—
My parents have a farm, which I returned to for several years. There are many raccoons and we love them.
First off, I am NOT encouraging anyone to go out and start feeding wildlife all willy nilly. But our immediate neighbors are the kind—
You gotta tell Bluesky about the raccoons
August 9, 2023 at 12:30 AM
A THREAD Hello bluesky. It seems my reputation precedes me.
My parents have a farm, which I returned to for several years. There are many raccoons and we love them.
First off, I am NOT encouraging anyone to go out and start feeding wildlife all willy nilly. But our immediate neighbors are the kind—
My parents have a farm, which I returned to for several years. There are many raccoons and we love them.
First off, I am NOT encouraging anyone to go out and start feeding wildlife all willy nilly. But our immediate neighbors are the kind—
The best thing about ADHD is all the surprise presents I get from Recent Past Me.
August 7, 2023 at 3:26 AM
The best thing about ADHD is all the surprise presents I get from Recent Past Me.
Found my extremely niche humor.
guy who mixes up lewd words with SAT vocab: the lake is looking very flaccid tonight
August 7, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Found my extremely niche humor.
Reposted by Crazy Raccoon Lady
“After watching Oppenheimer, it occurred to me that the power of an atomic bomb is equal to if not slightly less powerful than my dump truck ass”
Therapist: *scribbles intently*
Therapist: *scribbles intently*
August 6, 2023 at 8:26 PM
“After watching Oppenheimer, it occurred to me that the power of an atomic bomb is equal to if not slightly less powerful than my dump truck ass”
Therapist: *scribbles intently*
Therapist: *scribbles intently*
My date is the ankylosaurus park ranger who brings the chocolate milk and that is SUCH A TURN-ON
summer isnt over until the tingleverse summer bbq lets trot buckaroos who is your date? format is way of MY DATE IS THE (1) (2) WHO BRINGS THE (3)
August 7, 2023 at 2:35 AM
My date is the ankylosaurus park ranger who brings the chocolate milk and that is SUCH A TURN-ON
I mean this is more or less how I got here so
In case you think I'm not serious
August 6, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I mean this is more or less how I got here so