@da-cum-bandit.bsky.social thank you for this lovely tea via throne! It’s delightfully spicy and tart and unexpectedly crimson!

My mother hearing screaming on Christmas Eve: “What is going on in here?”

My dad, brother and I:

I heard we were gift wrapping?

Love when FedEx has the AUDACITY to tell me they couldn't deliver my package because I wasn't home when I've been sitting here with my nose pressed to the glass of my windows WAITING FOR IT for 4 HOURS. Customer not available? PROVE IT. Where's my door tag, you cowards?

I just received a surprise gift from breb_sonechko via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/pristine_pencil #throne

Only masculine hands or can a humble writer participate as well?

My entry for the #GWABakeoff : Chocolate cream pie with dark chocolate shavings.