OaklandGay
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I have a beard. Please follow me.
Just realized I can call my husband “my ex-boyfriend”
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Just realized I can call my husband “my ex-boyfriend”
And if you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, it’s just a movie.
If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And if you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, it’s just a movie.
Some personal news: the label for my shipment has been created.
January 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Some personal news: the label for my shipment has been created.
Yesterday I summoned all my energy and willpower to put the house in order. I achieved a B- level.
December 29, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Yesterday I summoned all my energy and willpower to put the house in order. I achieved a B- level.
I am hoping white lotus S3 is set before S2 and that we get another season with Jennifer Coolidge.
December 16, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I am hoping white lotus S3 is set before S2 and that we get another season with Jennifer Coolidge.
Warnings for tornados and tsunamis but not Santacon? People died.
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Warnings for tornados and tsunamis but not Santacon? People died.
Babe, wake up, there’s a song called “Backdoor Santa” open.spotify.com/playlist/29L...
Gay xmas
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December 7, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Babe, wake up, there’s a song called “Backdoor Santa” open.spotify.com/playlist/29L...
Years ago my CEO made everyone go around the table and share their creative outlet. Mine was “teasing my husband.”
It did not go over well.
It did not go over well.
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Years ago my CEO made everyone go around the table and share their creative outlet. Mine was “teasing my husband.”
It did not go over well.
It did not go over well.
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Still haven’t seen Love, Actually. Maybe this will be the year.
December 1, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Still haven’t seen Love, Actually. Maybe this will be the year.
Turkey came out perfectly this year if I do say so myself.
November 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Turkey came out perfectly this year if I do say so myself.
New acronym just dropped. OPC: other people cooking. 🥰
Friend who loves to cook volunteered to bring most of the food to the Thanksgiving I am hosting. and just like that I am no longer filled with dread.
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
New acronym just dropped. OPC: other people cooking. 🥰
Bluesky is serving me a lot of posts about how great bluesky is.
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Bluesky is serving me a lot of posts about how great bluesky is.
Day ruined: saw A Gay at the grocery store who looked like me but with a better body. Rude!
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Day ruined: saw A Gay at the grocery store who looked like me but with a better body. Rude!
Friend who loves to cook volunteered to bring most of the food to the Thanksgiving I am hosting. and just like that I am no longer filled with dread.
November 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Friend who loves to cook volunteered to bring most of the food to the Thanksgiving I am hosting. and just like that I am no longer filled with dread.