Privilege Boy
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DETROIT LIONS. Misunderstood Entrepreneur 100emoji. I don't have a wife.
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Gift of Sight?? More like Curse of being shitty at harmonica!
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
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The 80s were like "yeah, he's the grratest quarterback of all time. 27 td's, 13 interceptions for 3,200 yards? Crown his ass."
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The 80s were like "yeah, he's the grratest quarterback of all time. 27 td's, 13 interceptions for 3,200 yards? Crown his ass."
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Why does Jake Paul smile like an old person who hasn't put in their teeth yet.
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Why does Jake Paul smile like an old person who hasn't put in their teeth yet.
I'm positive that 8 year old John Mulaney fantasized about having an ex-wife.
I bet he'd get $10 for shoveling snow & think "I hope my ex wife's lawyer doesn't discover my side hustle."
I bet he'd get $10 for shoveling snow & think "I hope my ex wife's lawyer doesn't discover my side hustle."
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I'm positive that 8 year old John Mulaney fantasized about having an ex-wife.
I bet he'd get $10 for shoveling snow & think "I hope my ex wife's lawyer doesn't discover my side hustle."
I bet he'd get $10 for shoveling snow & think "I hope my ex wife's lawyer doesn't discover my side hustle."
I just want to be CEO so I can bring acronyms I made at home into the mainstream.
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I just want to be CEO so I can bring acronyms I made at home into the mainstream.
This is the first AFC championship game without Sammy Watkins in 25 years.
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is the first AFC championship game without Sammy Watkins in 25 years.
I feel like when Stefon Diggs gets tackled he says "Damn! I should be playing for YOU guys!"
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I feel like when Stefon Diggs gets tackled he says "Damn! I should be playing for YOU guys!"
So you're telling me Adolf Hitler's sister was named Angela?
Angela Hitler?
Angela Hitler?
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
So you're telling me Adolf Hitler's sister was named Angela?
Angela Hitler?
Angela Hitler?
Gift of Sight?? More like Curse of being shitty at harmonica!
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Gift of Sight?? More like Curse of being shitty at harmonica!
@pablo.show Where does NFL fine money go?
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
@pablo.show Where does NFL fine money go?
Swift is gonna drop a game-tying td.
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Swift is gonna drop a game-tying td.
I wish Fernando Mendoza could be drafted #1 overall by the 2002 Portland Trailblazers.
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I wish Fernando Mendoza could be drafted #1 overall by the 2002 Portland Trailblazers.
You should be able to walk up to a judge's house and complain how your twin brother shouldn't be able to use the same name for a Lawnscaping company that you already use since dad and his twin destroyed themselves.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
You should be able to walk up to a judge's house and complain how your twin brother shouldn't be able to use the same name for a Lawnscaping company that you already use since dad and his twin destroyed themselves.
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the “shouldn’t of resisted” starter pack
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
the “shouldn’t of resisted” starter pack
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rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
Cignetti bitching inside the giant inflatable helmet before the team runs out is hilarious. Hoosiers by a million.
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Cignetti bitching inside the giant inflatable helmet before the team runs out is hilarious. Hoosiers by a million.
I thought the Bears were supposed to be good?
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I thought the Bears were supposed to be good?
I want to see Neil Degrasse Tyson fail to catch a football, leave, then return in catchers gear for another try.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I want to see Neil Degrasse Tyson fail to catch a football, leave, then return in catchers gear for another try.
This is the 4th time now I've been at a bar and BJ Novak has asked me if I thought I was a pretty cool guy.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is the 4th time now I've been at a bar and BJ Novak has asked me if I thought I was a pretty cool guy.
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This will never be not funny to me
May 15, 2023 at 10:23 PM
This will never be not funny to me
I wish Grandpa was still around to see my vastly-improved Al Pacino impression.
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I wish Grandpa was still around to see my vastly-improved Al Pacino impression.
The church should have to pay $35 every time they ring their giant outdoor bell.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The church should have to pay $35 every time they ring their giant outdoor bell.