probablyRob
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I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie
I can barely imagine dating 2 women
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I can barely imagine dating 2 women
Most people don’t realize Rob Schneider is an eldritch demon who wandered the Earth before germs
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Most people don’t realize Rob Schneider is an eldritch demon who wandered the Earth before germs
Friend: Does your acne moisturizer work?
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Friend: Does your acne moisturizer work?
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Everyone is complaining about what Trump is doing to the White House, but how bad could it be?
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Everyone is complaining about what Trump is doing to the White House, but how bad could it be?
RFK Jr’s lawyer: Why did I let him testify in his own defense?
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
RFK Jr’s lawyer: Why did I let him testify in his own defense?
The Crown Jewels were stolen you say? The police should really check out this website cause I think this case has already been cracked
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Crown Jewels were stolen you say? The police should really check out this website cause I think this case has already been cracked
Good turnout at the No Kings protest in Memphis
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good turnout at the No Kings protest in Memphis
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
By any chance was this the baby?
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
By any chance was this the baby?
North Texas and South Florida should play their game in East Bank, West Virginia
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
North Texas and South Florida should play their game in East Bank, West Virginia
It must be exhausting to defend Trump’s policies
“No he never said that”
“he wasn’t serious”
only for Trump to be like “here’s a post of me celebrating the thing and no it’s not a joke I’m serious”
“No he never said that”
“he wasn’t serious”
only for Trump to be like “here’s a post of me celebrating the thing and no it’s not a joke I’m serious”
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It must be exhausting to defend Trump’s policies
“No he never said that”
“he wasn’t serious”
only for Trump to be like “here’s a post of me celebrating the thing and no it’s not a joke I’m serious”
“No he never said that”
“he wasn’t serious”
only for Trump to be like “here’s a post of me celebrating the thing and no it’s not a joke I’m serious”
Alex, I’ll take “Lies the President Told Today”for $600
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Alex, I’ll take “Lies the President Told Today”for $600
At first glance you might assume this is just a housecat, but he’s actually a common blanket mole, found in bedrooms throughout North America
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
At first glance you might assume this is just a housecat, but he’s actually a common blanket mole, found in bedrooms throughout North America