probablyRob
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I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️
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Dr. Pepper is now running commercials showing how the winners of the championship week Tuition Toss are thriving in life because of their winnings. i am producing a follow-up where the losers are like "yeah I lost by 2 points in the 2011 Pac-12 Tuition Toss and i'm still paying off my student loans"
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dr. Pepper is now running commercials showing how the winners of the championship week Tuition Toss are thriving in life because of their winnings. i am producing a follow-up where the losers are like "yeah I lost by 2 points in the 2011 Pac-12 Tuition Toss and i'm still paying off my student loans"
The notes of Eli Drinkwitz’s therapist:
Why is Eli Drinkwitz so angry?
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The notes of Eli Drinkwitz’s therapist:
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
The farmer said he wants to “shear my sheep”, do you think that’s a ewephemism?
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The farmer said he wants to “shear my sheep”, do you think that’s a ewephemism?
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
Yep they’re buying houses with all those SNAP benefits
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yep they’re buying houses with all those SNAP benefits
Economists say the entire makeup industry is being propped by Mar-a-Lago
Consumer spending is dropping for the first time in years, but beauty sales are going strong.
Why the Lipstick Effect Won’t Kiss Off
Beauty sales often see a bump in times of economic stress.
bloom.bg
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Economists say the entire makeup industry is being propped by Mar-a-Lago
We can only hope
Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We can only hope
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Tom Potty
Tom Potty
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Stink
Stink
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Tom Potty
Tom Potty
I deny all the allegations in this lawsuit from the Duffer brothers over my TV show “Even Stranger Things”.
Sure it’s about a girl with mysterious powers fighting supernatural monsters, but my show is set in Illinois, so it’s totally different!
Sure it’s about a girl with mysterious powers fighting supernatural monsters, but my show is set in Illinois, so it’s totally different!
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I deny all the allegations in this lawsuit from the Duffer brothers over my TV show “Even Stranger Things”.
Sure it’s about a girl with mysterious powers fighting supernatural monsters, but my show is set in Illinois, so it’s totally different!
Sure it’s about a girl with mysterious powers fighting supernatural monsters, but my show is set in Illinois, so it’s totally different!
Surprisingly they are all Mary Kate and Ashley movies
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Surprisingly they are all Mary Kate and Ashley movies
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The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.
You guys are right, the aurora borealis is amazing, I can’t believe I captured this with my iPhone!
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
Alt: A shooting star with a rainbow coming out of its butt, and the words “the more you know” which then transforms into the NBC peacock
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You guys are right, the aurora borealis is amazing, I can’t believe I captured this with my iPhone!
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
“I definitely like to read books and I read lots of them all the time” he posts just in case someone accuses him of never reading books
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I definitely like to read books and I read lots of them all the time” he posts just in case someone accuses him of never reading books
A 50 year mortgage?
You’ll pay it off in 2075?
2075 is not a real year, it’s a science fiction novel
You’ll pay it off in 2075?
2075 is not a real year, it’s a science fiction novel
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A 50 year mortgage?
You’ll pay it off in 2075?
2075 is not a real year, it’s a science fiction novel
You’ll pay it off in 2075?
2075 is not a real year, it’s a science fiction novel
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3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
If Joe Biden has said “Nobody knows what magnets are” they would have cancelled Monday Night Football, the stock market would have crashed, Jake Tapper would have spontaneously combusted live on-air, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce would have broken up, and…
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If Joe Biden has said “Nobody knows what magnets are” they would have cancelled Monday Night Football, the stock market would have crashed, Jake Tapper would have spontaneously combusted live on-air, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce would have broken up, and…
I’m not sure the best strategy to address the shortage of air traffic controllers is to berate them and dare them to quit
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m not sure the best strategy to address the shortage of air traffic controllers is to berate them and dare them to quit
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Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
Mamdani is going to impose Shakira Law. That’s the truth because hips don’t lie.
Mamdani is going to impose Shania Law. It won't impress you much.
Mamdani is going to impose Salvia law. Parsley, rosemary, and thyme will be hunted to extinction.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shakira Law. That’s the truth because hips don’t lie.
Unpopular opinion:
I don’t like these types of plays. I know he never touched the ground but if he’s sitting on his butt, why doesn’t that mean his forward momentum has been stopped?
I don’t like these types of plays. I know he never touched the ground but if he’s sitting on his butt, why doesn’t that mean his forward momentum has been stopped?
OMG... Jeremiyah Love was swarmed but never down, runs it in for TD. Once again, the armed forces struggling on defense
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Unpopular opinion:
I don’t like these types of plays. I know he never touched the ground but if he’s sitting on his butt, why doesn’t that mean his forward momentum has been stopped?
I don’t like these types of plays. I know he never touched the ground but if he’s sitting on his butt, why doesn’t that mean his forward momentum has been stopped?
