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There's a lot of valid criticism you can have about this site, but you should all be grateful there's a character limit. You are all being saved by my most vile, unhinged rants that would put Cave Johnson's lemon speech to absolute shame. Even in writing this I found something to rant about, like ho
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Our lives are being constantly fucked with by the lamest, most unfunny freaks in the history of this planet.
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Same energy
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Playing VoTV and as soon as day 4 starts, this fucker decides to burst into my base, scare the shit out of me, and get stuck in my bathroom.
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Another day, another randomly discovered youtube playlist of videos that for an insanely hyper specific fetish.
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If we had a circle of astral projectors, would they be able to open a portal to another universe? Asking for a friend.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How does anyone read stuff like this and not hear it in the most stereotypical villain voice ever? Guy's doing a whole ass monologue.
This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If for whatever reason I make a timeline of a subject, I will now be sure to always include Bill Clinton's sex scandal in it, no matter how out of place it is.
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There was a good 20 minutes where I thought I was gonna get my hands on around $800 today.
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I hate having to constantly question my reality of things. Like I genuinely feel like I'm going insane with this AI shit I'm so god damn tired of it. I need this shit to die and corrode as fast as possible so everyone can slowly return to being some semblance of normal.
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
GREEN GASTER
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
AAAAA I love creating I love making things I love the overwhelming joy it brings me I love just admiring it over and over to the point of taking frequent breaks just to extinguish the feeling so I can try to top myself, succeed, then get the feeling back. This shit's like sex but for the soul.
October 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think life is beautiful and is worth living I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone I love everything I love everyone
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There's two types of diapers in this world. Those that get shat on and those that get pissed on. I for one don't plan to get shat on.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I am so tired.
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Michael wake up.
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ow.
October 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Are blankets supposed to smell like Elmer's glue?
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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October 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I hate to getting political, but I should be legally allowed to vomit acid onto people.
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What if every rapture predicted is real, but just no human is actually worthy of the gates of heaven? Ever think of that, stupid Atheists?
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This reminds me of those videos where teachers make terrible parodies of whatever popular song was out that year, except this guy likely paid money to make this all happen, making this 100x more embarrassing.
"what if we turned the pedophile diss track into a company song and had our white ceo rap it?" klarna on the street yo
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everything happening is making me so effing mad that I might just do something crazy. I might... write a strongly worded letter! Ahahahahahaha!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM