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Antifa Orpheus "Tempest" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️
@probablyacryptid.bsky.social
37, trans, physically broken, AuDHD, C-PTSD. Still wearing masks

Single but still married (bleh)
NOT dating

Keybard author

he/him
Discord: (mutuals only, DM me)

Ko-fi books/music, get something free on me 💚: https://ko-fi.com/orpheusandeli/shop
Crested bullhead shark. I must learn about them
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My nephew and I have been taking walks in the morning around dawn and also at sunset sometimes and anyway he takes some amazing pictures, that kid
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Someone got me this as a winter holiday gift a y'all I can't fucking wait
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Apparently I am a dryadoligist

(Emily Wilde)
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I've ALWAYS been this color, there's just a lot more grey in it presently. The first thing ever said about my hair was directly after I was born and it was that I needed a haircut already 😂😂
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
By Lucas S Jones from his book "I Still Believe In Miracles"
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
By the way, this is Fred and Damien, my two successfully pirated pineapples. Fred is from the gas station, Damien is a Del Monte pineapple from the grocery store
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If anyone was wondering how the brain aneurysm PTSD has been lately

...

Well I still have it, that's for sure
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There ya go

(it was DELICIOUS, almost orgasmic)
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think I'm getting back on my bullshit y'all
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This

It was all so delicious and it made everyone so happy, but most especially the kid
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Do you think we have enough cranberry sauce? There's 4 of us

Also, please admire my pumpkin cheesecake, which I made without a recipe. It tastes amazing
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

... this tracks. Still, next time I go to trim the tree, I'll be extra careful
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I trimmed a tree today, so joining you in grunge land

But in some weeks after this stuff cures, we'll have some nice firewood after I break it up a bit!
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Co-Star, you have nooo idea
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The thought "miracles are like craft herpes" came into my brain and 30 minutes later

#poetry #poem #writingcommunity #miracles

Love y'all. Go look for some miracles today
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hey @floregonian.com apparently I grew a tennis ball in with the beans while it's been raining. Weird weed, but it looked ripe so I brought it inside

Today it's a back massager, but eventually it'll probably be a cane tip
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@nixostorme.bsky.social you CAUGHT ME IN THE BATH

You heard the man, it's selfie droppin' time!
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
logging on
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I love this in so, so many ways
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My new psychiatry office's website has its quirks, but I think my favorite is that apparently my race is Legally Separated
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Some people need to hear this and will be angry about it. Some people need to hear this and will feel hurt or depressed or afraid. And some people need to hear this and are ready to hear this and start to do something with and because of this

Please, be the latter, if you can. We all need to be
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I dunno if I can explain properly why, but this
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM