Monty: Auld Lang Syne mode
probablymonty.bsky.social
Monty: Auld Lang Syne mode
@probablymonty.bsky.social
math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
please put another second on the clock. I just need one last bump
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
see, Ole Miss rolled a 20 there! that was helpful
I think what's neat about this game is how on every snap, each team rolls a D20 to determine how their unit will perform
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I think what's neat about this game is how on every snap, each team rolls a D20 to determine how their unit will perform
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
just imagine allowing your opponent to score points. absolutely disgusting
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
love the sliding energy, Mendoza! but remember, we lead with our *feet*
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
one nice thing about a Lanning-DeBoer matchup, were it to happen, would be that both their fourth down play cards only have the words "huff moar bath salts" scrawled in crayon a dozen times
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
very cool and normal that our first shutout was in January #goducks
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
In my opinion: go ducks
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
greatly appreciate that Autzen Stadium noise travels #goducks
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I see we have *not* opted for any censored version of Semi-charmed Life for the ESPN broadcast #goducks
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
this game is taking a carton of cigarettes' worth off my life expectancy #goducks
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
neighbors are setting off fireworks. also, it is sleeting sideways
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
my team isn't even in this game and my HR is way up there, I am... underprepared for tomorrow
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
and today, Cristobal's team is up 3 at the two minute warning! it would be quite unusual for them to
Cristobal’s team has a lead of 7 with 90 seconds left! only in the rarest of circumstances would
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
this needs to happen, and it needs to be the first penalty in the game by either team
Is it bad that I want this game to end on a controversial PI call?
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
in hindsight, it was probably a mistake for them to schedule the High Wind Warning for the garbage pickup day right after Christmas
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
just got the true ending of Silksong. folks, that is a good game
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
after our fifth trip to the mechanic this year for different issues, I believe that we have legally arrived at “The Ford Edge of Theseus”
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Merry Christmas and go ducks!
December 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
:checks Cal score: VAXXED?
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
they’re not bad, but maybe we shouldn’t have blown our entire green-and-yellow budget in the first round
Strongest as one.

@CFBPlayoff Quarterfinals uniform combo for @OregonFootball. #GoDucks #CFP
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the best part about the CECOT video leak is that even if CBS is shamed into airing the thing now, no one will watch it because everyone has seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
❄️ it’s the winter solstice! ❄️
don’t forget that on this magical day, the earth 🌎 is completely in line with the sun ☀️, making it possible to stand on one foot 🦶if you are very talented ✨
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Monty: Auld Lang Syne mode
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM