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they/them
matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
Reposted by alto! (Ugly Sweater edition)
> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
oh my god i forgot it's december already
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
oh my god i forgot it's december already
b u t t o n s
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
b u t t o n s
ohhhh right you transitioned to a cis woman i frogot about that
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ohhhh right you transitioned to a cis woman i frogot about that
the industry cannot even agree on axis ordering
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the industry cannot even agree on axis ordering
so true breastie 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
so true breastie 🙏
wdym my dream of being a niche internet microcelebrity of niche internet microcelebrities is not gonna pay rent
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
wdym my dream of being a niche internet microcelebrity of niche internet microcelebrities is not gonna pay rent
with your SMILE :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
with your SMILE :)
(not revealing the extrapolation method (i'm sure there must be one that works here))
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
(not revealing the extrapolation method (i'm sure there must be one that works here))
so, assuming you had a temperature of roughly 36.0 C just yesterday, and extrapolating into the future, you will turn into a red dwarf and consume earth by the year 2036
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
so, assuming you had a temperature of roughly 36.0 C just yesterday, and extrapolating into the future, you will turn into a red dwarf and consume earth by the year 2036
wait so. what should I have for lunch
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
wait so. what should I have for lunch
brb quantifying how tasty my sandwich was in SI-compatible units
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
brb quantifying how tasty my sandwich was in SI-compatible units
windows users be like: I ❤️ my system but I would Never Ever Ever Ever use it to do actual work 🙏🙏
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
windows users be like: I ❤️ my system but I would Never Ever Ever Ever use it to do actual work 🙏🙏
can't wait to get webfingered on the daily
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
can't wait to get webfingered on the daily
the twist is that the one on the right is a biologist
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
the twist is that the one on the right is a biologist
How To Make Love
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
How To Make Love