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minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
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matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
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> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop
knowing my lifestyle i'm like 60% sure i'll end up in a chubbyemu vid someday
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
knowing my lifestyle i'm like 60% sure i'll end up in a chubbyemu vid someday
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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people demanding others settle for scraps is so fucking depressing
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
people demanding others settle for scraps is so fucking depressing
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Reze and Makima may be Fujimoto’s favorite characters but his least favorite has to be Yoru because there is absolutely no way he has any love in his heart for someone who loves the United States of America that much
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reze and Makima may be Fujimoto’s favorite characters but his least favorite has to be Yoru because there is absolutely no way he has any love in his heart for someone who loves the United States of America that much
the anarchist library wrapped
marxists dot org wrapped. dynasty scans wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the anarchist library wrapped
another day, another irreversible increase of my digital footprint
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
another day, another irreversible increase of my digital footprint
This but unironically
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This but unironically
anime girls holding programming textbooks save me. save me anime girls holding programming textbooks
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
anime girls holding programming textbooks save me. save me anime girls holding programming textbooks
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Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
also i guess i'm on fedi now, so if you wanna be mutuals there drop your handles :P
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akkoma.probablytoo.online
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
also i guess i'm on fedi now, so if you wanna be mutuals there drop your handles :P
akkoma.probablytoo.online/alto
akkoma.probablytoo.online/alto
rabbits.srht.site/decadv/
devine is doing the december adventure thing again :3
maybe i should as well.... . ..
devine is doing the december adventure thing again :3
maybe i should as well.... . ..
Devine Lu Linvega - December Adventure 2025
Devine Lu Linvega
rabbits.srht.site
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
rabbits.srht.site/decadv/
devine is doing the december adventure thing again :3
maybe i should as well.... . ..
devine is doing the december adventure thing again :3
maybe i should as well.... . ..
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The inherent human desire to classify and categorize things in order to make sense of the world, when applied to something as fluid as music, keeps people from true enlightenment
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The inherent human desire to classify and categorize things in order to make sense of the world, when applied to something as fluid as music, keeps people from true enlightenment
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Sometimes coroutines and suspended computations are not worth it *that* much. Great movie though.
TENET (2020) is actually a great depiction of what understanding the control flow of algebraic effects feels like.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Sometimes coroutines and suspended computations are not worth it *that* much. Great movie though.
stopped jerking it every day and instead decided to do a Great Jerk Off once a week where I go on ao3 for 8 hours to goon. sorry but this is what peak performance looks like
I'm normal and I jerk off a normal amount there isn't anything wrong with me I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
stopped jerking it every day and instead decided to do a Great Jerk Off once a week where I go on ao3 for 8 hours to goon. sorry but this is what peak performance looks like
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November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Property based testing is one of the most underrated technologies out there.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Property based testing is one of the most underrated technologies out there.
did my first shot of e today :P
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
did my first shot of e today :P
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new browser extension idea: shiniyankee eyes, warns you if the post you're seeing was made by an american
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
new browser extension idea: shiniyankee eyes, warns you if the post you're seeing was made by an american
PipeWife
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
PipeWife
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clearly what rust needs is a Northernlion endorsement
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
clearly what rust needs is a Northernlion endorsement
random gender generator
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
random gender generator