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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · Jan 26

This is a Henderson's Stan account. Lee & Perrin's fans dni

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

By Nicks logic, I should be able to go take what I want from his house to support myself 🙏

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Zoë; commissions open! @tankpotzoe.bsky.social · 1d

We* here at Tankpot Paints are announcing our filing for copyright of the phrase Wardrobe©. If you keep hobby stuff in your Wardrobe© you owe us money, pay up or we'll send the boys** round.

*Me, the spider that lives behind my bin and the cat that shits in my garden.

** my plushie collection

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Please… where else will I keep my paints 😔😔

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee

A minestrone I made, with some tiger baguette, the delivery method for said soup

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

I saw them all too, and they were all crankin it so right. The 19th century guy just kept repeating random sayings!

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

The early bird jerks it’s worm, or whatever the saying is

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Either way your approval matters! I’m glad you’re on board

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Which is this?

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful, just as god intended of the lesser top hatted bulldog

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Big flag are already trying to silence me

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

It’s very powerful. In awe of your ability to use words rn mate. Big fan of it

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Slap the bulldog in there and we have a hit

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

My proposal for a new flag

A cock n balls where the balls are also an arse doing a big horrid fart

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

As a phrase

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Cucks cross is very good

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

William, we don’t like the flag, I appreciate the message but it’s a lost cause mate

Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 3d

Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

By which, of course, I mean self love. The old, 5 finger foxtrot. Bashing the bishop. Pocket billiards. Slapping the dolphin as it were. Wanking. They love wanking dogs.

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

They love their dogs over there, as much as they love theirselves!

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

They call them “Yanks” cause they’re always “Yanking” their damn p*nises. They can’t help it. Please stop encouraging this hateful behaviour.

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha I won’t but I could’ve been out here like Spider-Man except shooting webs out me arris.

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Listen maybe this is how I get super powers, you never know

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

My mum probably would’ve, she’s a firecracker (gobshite)

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Wait no nevermind.

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine we had a bulldog in a top hat with a waistcoat…

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