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Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️‍⚧️
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This is a Henderson's Stan account. Lee & Perrin's fans dni
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i hate keir starmer, i hate anyone who defends him, i doubt their critical thinking skills, i doubt their reading comprehension, i doubt their knowledge of uk politics pre 2016 and i doubt they would disown a friend or acquaintance who was convicted of paedophilia.

i also doubt they're real.
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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only five copies left, signed and embossed annijyn.com/products/the...

everything will be shipped over the weekend 🌿🫶🕯️
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Big tune 🙏
Billy Talent & Rivers Cuomo - End Of Me
Listen to End Of Me on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
No the problem is liberals don’t want their own comfort disrupting, at any cost. You daren’t think of a better world because that’d require some level of change. The system at the moment benefits the majority of you.
Leftists have this thing that purity outweighs practicality and that’s dumb. But liberals have this thing that we can’t demand better and just have to accept the suck. That’s stupid too.
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
They forgot to redact Woody Allen’s email
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It’s a ball ache waiting for it
Mental heath has meant a build up of washing so I’m off to one of them outdoor laundromat things by the Morrisons and I’m terrified of it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Mental heath has meant a build up of washing so I’m off to one of them outdoor laundromat things by the Morrisons and I’m terrified of it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Been listening to Rust in Peace a lot lately, and honestly, what a fucking album. Guitar work on it is absolute peak
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Mad how Americans will call something Hardcore punk and it sounds as hardcore as any random punk band from the 70s/80s
January 27, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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you don't have to give your money to a state broadcaster that will happily smear you and people like you without a second thought 👋👋👋
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Anyway, gym aside Rust in Peace is art, and Trivium are sick
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Government messaging come “the collapse” 🙏
frogger advance: the great quest, screenshot, game boy advance (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/12558/f...
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Back at the gym proper after like a year off, and fuck me, I need someone to come start chasing me here when I take a few days off cause this is brutal
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Anyway, I wasn’t storming anything, leisurely stroll in for this mellow fellow. On my way to exchange my scholarly stats, a mind wizard, if you will.
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Dead funny seeing the business brutes storming along on those city scooters. Go m’lord, storm into your battle with your whole heart
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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laura palmer / everybody scream
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Ummm ☝️🤓 its actually really important that a country actively threatening us has a military presence here
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Got absolutely timesunk painting Seraphon today, really do feel I need an irl supervisor or something
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can’t believe we’re getting two sequels to Warrington tbh
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It’s very comforting that’s there’s still a handful of tumblr mutuals who are still present on my socials.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Need one of you to come dig an elbow into my shoulder blade please
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I’m here 🙏
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Keep proposing the idea of some sort of socket in the wall near the bed that’s purely just a mechanism to deliver piss to the bog. A little piss hose that locks onto your gennies and zaps it right down the tube and into the bog. Trust me. It’s a good idea.
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
God I love this
here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 AM